Rent-a-scarecrow!

Garanteed to scare everything away.

Really.
Everything.

The new Nebraska Cornhuskers mascot.

(I'm sure that now someone will reply something like, "I've actually been Xed for quite some time now! H4W H4W H4W!".)

Dad?

A still from M. Night Shyamalan's latest film, Signs Of The Apocalypse.

Mysteriously, not everyone is X'ed.

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Mysteriously, not everyone is X'ed.

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The Puma ad red Xs me, yet this shows up...?

My computer hates me.

"Hi Mom!"

ahh, i see what my problem was. i had my firewall set up to filter out "Gay". works now.

"Now gimme a show o' hands--whut kinda folk don't we take kindly to 'round these parts?"

Tarzan's gay Nebraska cousin.

Although the residents of Buttfuck, Nebraska would never openly discuss them, an explanation for the mysterious "crop wangs" was soon discovered...

It may mean something else in the other 49 states, but in Nebraska, this is what gets you arrested for stalking.

"No, this isn't a kernal of corn in my jock and yes, I am happy to see you!"

These cornfields are home to some of the world's most highly efficent moths.

"Um, could somebody help me here? I was just abducted by aliens..."

In the Director's Cut of this classic Twilight Zone episode, we see graphically why everybody did everything possible not to be wished into the cornfield.

When the government agents showed up to 'debrief' him about the crop circles, Carl was a bit confused.