Okay, folks, continuing my tradition of winning contests that almost no one else enters, I have been declared the victor of contest #175. So I get to make up rules that you have to follow if you want to win one of these things for once, you friggin' loser.
The main rule in this comic is simple. No one is allowed to speak. This includes using "dialog" text boxes, but don't try to cheat by putting, say, quotes in narration boxes, or having people understand other people's "thought" boxes. The characters (shown or implied) may not communicate with each other verbally in your comic, though "thought" and narration boxes are fine otherwise.
Your secondary rule is that you have to work in the mention of an alcoholic beverage in some way. I'm only making up this rule because I'm getting plastered as I type.
Judging, I dunno. Wednesday. Ish.
Standard Fine Print
- Stay away from jokes about other SC strippers and forum in-jokes such as TOBOR, wirthling sucking, Cowboy Physics, etc. They're old, they're tired, and many of them weren't funny to begin with. So even though they're technically allowed by the rules, I will not find them funny. So you will lose.
- Go ahead and post as many entries as you want.
- Series are welcome, but the comics will probably be judged individually.