Friends, four-wheelin', and your favorite brew. It just doesn't get any better than this.

Dern lucky I saved the valubles! Got my last can o Bud right heeer!

"Can I look yet?"

"Oh my god, oh my god, my wish for it to rain SUVs came true!"

White-Trash. For a man, and a woman. From Calvin Klein.

My beer! Its skunked! NOOOOOOOOO!

In an alternate universe, Buford Kissyfur is the lead singer for the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl is the night manager at Uncle Stinky's Raccoon Lodge.

I can't wait to see the look on Mary Lou en Gus's face when they see how we decorated their house for their marriage

Billy Joe Jim Joe Bob once again was the big hit at the monthly "Post Tornado Party" when his pick-em-up truck did a half gainer into the local roadhouse.

Murphy's Law: Nothing good every comes after the phrase, "Hold my beer, I'm going to try something" is uttered.