No end to caption fodder here: http://www.drunkfood.com/ ...Like this...

Hung like a...ah, never mind, too obvious...

"Echolocate this!"

Unfortunatly, that is the same size it is when Dracula turns back into human form.

Batman's not even bothering to be subtle with the homoerotic undertones anymore.

Scientists finally figure out why bats are blind.

"C'Mere Ray! I think we found the little bastard that ate your Viagra"

Bats are generally considered to be the happiest species of mammal... not only for their endowment show in the photo, but also because of their very long tongues (not shown).

I was going to try and come up with something funny for the bat to say about his equipment being too heavy for him to fly and actually get any action, (the irony), but I failed. Miserably.

"Unfortunately, this bat is actually female."

Oh my GOD!

As Dracula flew away from Bob Dole's bedroom, he began to feel tingly, you know, down there.