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itsclarkApril 6, 2003 7:14 PM
dcomposedApril 6, 2003 9:37 PM
Reverse oral sex.
itsclarkApril 7, 2003 4:19 AM
If you masturbate, it's going to come back to bite you sooner or later.
bunnerabbApril 7, 2003 9:09 AM
The earliest known penile implants we're fraught with undesirable side-effects, and eventually abandoned altogether by Egyptian physicians.
il_schmuckoApril 8, 2003 2:41 PM
- For those who lack the funding to get their ribs removed.
- Earlier today, an area woman was seen attaching an earthworm to a voodoo doll that looked like her ex-boyfriend.
deucepmApril 9, 2003 7:38 PM
"Dude, check out this sweet Romr shirt I picked up!"
microfetusApril 9, 2003 10:43 PM
The best Japanese hentai craze since tentacle rape and women with five breasts!
ZegotaApril 10, 2003 12:49 AM
CHOP OFF DEE COCK!
not_ScyessApril 10, 2003 9:13 AM
...after buying the rights to make a movie about Henry Kissinger's life, Hollywood took a few -- shall we say -- "liberties" to spice it up.
jes_lawsonApril 11, 2003 2:58 AM
Rumsfeld was drawing a picture for W. to make it easier to explain who they were going to bomb; he had meant to draw Saddam, but the pot had hit him pretty hard that night...
marcinApril 12, 2003 3:05 AM
When doing at-home circumcision, we recommend thinking of your penis as a man-eating snake to ease the process.
TheGovernorApril 13, 2003 9:47 AM
Joe hadn’t realised the Genie would take things so literal when he wished for a massive One-Eyed Trouser Snake
SpanklingApril 14, 2003 8:18 PM
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chaobellApril 21, 2003 6:49 PM
...didn't I see this on bmezine?
itsclarkApril 21, 2003 7:12 PM
quote:...didn't I see this on bmezine?Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling. It could be the Bush family crest for all I know.
quote:...didn't I see this on bmezine?
Rabid_WeasleApril 21, 2003 7:28 PM
Not only am I president of Penis Snake Club For Men, Im a client.
chaobellApril 24, 2003 3:55 PM
quote:Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling. It could be the Bush family crest for all I know. bmezine == website with pictures of freaky-ass things people have done to their naughty bits. :)
quote:Bme-who now? I dunno -- I just came across it while googling. It could be the Bush family crest for all I know.
itsclarkApril 25, 2003 5:32 AM
ZOOOM!! It went right over my head, Chaobell. My bad!
El_CidApril 27, 2003 1:17 PM
Masturbation makes blind.
