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crabby
June 26, 2001 10:07 AM

PEOPLE I AM CRABBY AND I WANT TO GET TO #1. IVE MADE SEVERAL COMICS CHECK THEM OUT TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND DONT LIKE AND HELP ME GET TO #1.

TELL ME WHAT TO DO HERE IN THE MESSAGE BOARD, OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT: mc_cracker_ntf@hotmail.com

TOGETHER WE CAN ALL ACHIEVE MY OWN PERSONAL GOAL OF GOING TO #1!!!!!

THANK YOU
p.s. I MAKE COMICS FOR PEOPLE WHO ENJOY COMICS IF YOU DONT THEN GET THE HELL OUT!!!!

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Spankling
June 26, 2001 10:13 AM

quote:
...TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE AND DONT LIKE AND HELP ME GET TO #1....
Drink lots of liquids.

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crabby
June 26, 2001 10:27 AM

I DONT KNOW HOW THAT HELPS ME BUT I'LL KEEP IT IN MIND.
CHECK OUT MY COMIC THIRSTY BEATNIK IF YOU ENJOY DRINKING FLUIDS.

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gabe_billings
June 26, 2001 10:32 AM

In the plethora of guides floating around about proper 'netiquette', the one item I see more than any other is that people equate all caps with shouting.

Don't use all caps, they say. People will think you're shouting. I generally think, 'There's someone who left their caps lock key on and didn't feel like retyping'.

I noticed that you've got a few strategic points of your message you did put in lower case. Which leads me to believe that all your upper case is there for a reason.

I'm just curious as to what it was.

P.S. - If you want to get to #1, you've got to pay homage to Tobor by sacrificing a virgin to him. (You might want to talk to wirthling. He never gets any.)

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Spankling
June 26, 2001 11:18 AM

quote:
...I noticed that you've got a few strategic points of your message you did put in lower case. Which leads me to believe that all your upper case is there for a reason.
That looks like a copy and paste situation. It would be odd for him to whisper his email address.
quote:
P.S. - If you want to get to #1, you've got to pay homage to Tobor by sacrificing a virgin to him. (You might want to talk to wirthling. He never gets any.)
Funny that Tobor is involved. He's the only other all caps induhvidual I've seen around here.

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crabby
June 26, 2001 11:18 AM

Well Gabe_billings I can't speak for everyone but I use CAPS just to get my point across. I feel that it stands out more and people find it easier to read. I have had people tell me to stop shotuing at them and I just laugh at the comment. When you write without CAPS no one says stop whispering do they??? I think that by me getting to #1 it will be a huge step forward for all us CAPS users out there that scoff at "netiquette."
The time for CAPS has come and it will be a time of much rejoicing!!!!!!!!

p.s who is this Tobor you speak of????

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crabby
June 26, 2001 11:24 AM

quote:
That looks like a copy and paste situation. It would be odd for him to whisper his email address.
spankling got it right.

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BigEvilDan
June 26, 2001 11:50 AM

http://justice.loyola.edu/~mcoffey/etc/scfaq.html

Read it. Love it. You already asked a couple of questions that this FAQ answers.

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Spankling
June 26, 2001 11:57 AM

quote:
Read it. Love it...
Dave, you old softy. You went and helped the guy instead of being a wise-ass. But now he's in for the bad news... HE WILL NEVER BE #1!

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BigEvilDan
June 26, 2001 12:07 PM

He could be #1. He'll just have to cheat so much that any pride that he would gain from it would be lost. Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the days when it was attainable and meaningful. Those were a great couple of days.

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kaufman
June 26, 2001 12:11 PM

23652

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crabby
June 26, 2001 12:52 PM

WELL THE DREAM IS OVER. IT COULD BE HOURS BEFORE I RECOVER FROM THIS.

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crabby
June 26, 2001 1:01 PM

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BigEvilDan
June 26, 2001 1:44 PM

quote:
Okay, I'm gonna be a bit harsh here. Helps you get your point across? the only point it gets acrossis that you are annoying.

Maybe that is the point he's trying to get across?

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crabby
June 26, 2001 2:17 PM

THATS JUST ONE OF MANY POINTS OLD CHUM!!!
I HOPE TO BRING THE ANNOYANCE FACTOR TO AN ALL TIME HIGH BABY YEAH!!!!!

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NeoVid
June 26, 2001 2:59 PM

Yknow, this guy reminds me of me, back in my good old days... but I was better at it than he is. Back when I was at my worst, I could piss off an entire roomful of people by standing quietly and not doing anything! You kids these days, thinking you know how to be repellent...

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crabby
June 26, 2001 3:10 PM

I FIND NeoVid AND MYSELF TO BE A KINDRED SPIRITS OF SORTS. HE SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE RARE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO BOTH UNDERSTAND AND LOATHE. I SALUATE YOU AND YOUR FINE WORK KEEP IT UP AND I KNOW YOU'LL GO FAR.

TRULY YOURS,
crabby

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Drexle
June 26, 2001 4:53 PM

quote:
P.S. - If you want to get to #1, you've got to pay homage to Tobor by sacrificing a virgin to him. (You might want to talk to wirthling. He never gets any.)

I guess that means all those nights of man love you shared with him don't count, then?

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gabe_billings
June 26, 2001 5:26 PM

CRABBY'S RIGHT. IT IS MUCH EASIER TO READ WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, GODDAMMIT. I'M CHANGING MY TUNE. THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THIS WOULD BE SOME 90PT GIANT-ASS ASCII TEXT THAT TOOK UP HALF THE PAGE.

AND KNOWING THE HALF WITS THAT HANG OUT HERE, I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM HAS AN ASCII-TEXT CONVERTER BOOKMARKED AND IS GOING TO POST SOMETHING IN GIANT ASCII TEXT IN ABOUT THREE POSTS.

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gabe_billings
June 26, 2001 5:36 PM

See?

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crabby
June 26, 2001 6:03 PM

SO ARE WE ALL IN AGREEMENT THAT WE WILL BE USING CAPS FROM NOW THEN???? CRABBY HAS STARTED A REVOLUTION!!!!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO GET SOME REALLY BIG TEXT LIKE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS HAD, I WANT SOME OF THAT!!!!!

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bunnerabb
June 26, 2001 7:18 PM

Ssshhhh.

Love,

bunner

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gabe_billings
June 26, 2001 7:19 PM

Crappy sure has some good ideas.

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Spankling
June 26, 2001 7:39 PM

My ears are bleeding from all this NOISE! No wait, my daughter has her popsickle in there.

Carry on.

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wirthling
June 26, 2001 7:48 PM

YES USING ALL CAPS AND IMPROPER PUNCTUATION IS A CLEVER SUBSTITUTE FOR WIT DONT YOU THINK, IT IS THE FUTURE??? THE REVOLUTION BEGINS WITH CRAPPY OOPS SORRY CRABBY COMICS LIKE THIS ONE APPARENTLY!!!

23644

No offense, Crappy.

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Spankling
June 26, 2001 7:56 PM

LET ME TRY?!?
23685

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crabby
June 26, 2001 8:39 PM

I I STAND UP TO MY ASIANS UP TO NO GOOD COMIC BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW ASIANS ARE FUNNY!!!! THATS A FUNNY COMIC COME ON IT'S AT LEAST WORTH A SNICKER. AND wirthling I THINK THAT WHOLE CRABBY THING MIGHT BE A BIT UN CALLED FOR, DON'T YOU THINK???? I MEAN COME ON IT'S JUST MEAN!!!!!

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wirthling
June 26, 2001 8:52 PM

SORRY CRAPPY BUT IM A LOUSY COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!

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Spankling
June 26, 2001 8:56 PM

quote:
SORRY CRAPPY BUT IM A LOUSY COLD HEARTED BITCH!!!
YOU BOYS STOP FIGHTING OR I'M GONNA CRY!!!

*hysterical blathering going down a hall*

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evil_d
June 26, 2001 9:52 PM

I COULDN'T RESIST

23693

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wirthling
June 26, 2001 11:19 PM

23698

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ladyjdotnet
June 26, 2001 11:37 PM

Oh my God. Flashbacks to my adolescence.

Why did I surround myself with guys like that? Thank goodness I wised up.

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bunnerabb
June 27, 2001 12:51 AM

23700

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DexX
June 27, 2001 8:44 AM

Crappy seems to be a Tourette's sufferer who has no normal speech, but continually utters outbursts.

Just my opinion.

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crabby
June 27, 2001 9:32 AM

Guys I'm hurt! I am however considering a name change to crappy.
I just think CAPS look better in a cartoon. Most cartoon strips use all CAPS. I STILL SAY WE SHOULD USE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME THOUGH CAUSE IT'S SO MUCH EASIER AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PUNCTUATION!!!!!! SO WHO'S WITH ME??????

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kaufman
June 27, 2001 9:42 AM

quote:
Guys I'm hurt! I am however considering a name change to crappy.
Actually, given your preferences, maybe you should go with CAPPY.
quote:
I just think CAPS look better in a cartoon. Most cartoon strips use all CAPS. I STILL SAY WE SHOULD USE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME THOUGH CAUSE IT'S SO MUCH EASIER AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PUNCTUATION!!!!!! SO WHO'S WITH ME??????
1) You should still punctuate.
2) If you ALWAYS use caps, how do YOU show emphasis?

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DrPedantic
June 27, 2001 9:44 AM

The use of all caps is typically seen as shouting in Internet culture, and is also seen by many as an indication of a lack of intelligence.

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crabby
June 27, 2001 9:49 AM

I like CAPPY that's a good one. I try to use punctuation but i am a tad bit lazy. I just add several exclamation points to the end of something that needs emphasis it works just as good!!!

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crabby
June 27, 2001 9:52 AM

23735

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Spankling
June 27, 2001 10:08 AM

quote:
I just add several exclamation points to the end of something that needs emphasis it works just as good!!!
Let me see if I can 'splain this. Do you see how the three following sentences differ?

YOU suck dick!

You suck DICK?

You SUCK dick.

Do you see how the judicious use of CAPS and punctuation has created three different interpretations of the exact same three words?

I hope this helps.

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crabby
June 27, 2001 10:44 AM

I dont suck dick!

I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!!!
WHO NEEDS 3 WAYS TO SAY THE SAME THING?????

Gentle name calling is all fun and good but that whole dick sucking thing thats just mean!!!!
OUCH I'M HURT!!!!!!

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Spankling
June 27, 2001 10:51 AM

This is not name calling, but a lesson in subtext. Let me explain further.

quote:
YOU suck dick!
As in you are the one sucking dick and I am shocked.
quote:
You suck DICK?
As in I am surprised that it is dick you suck. I expected that you sucked something else.
quote:
You SUCK dick.
As in I am calmly explaining to you what you should do with dick.

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kaufman
June 27, 2001 11:15 AM

quote:
I dont suck dick!

I DON'T SUCK DICK!!!!!
WHO NEEDS 3 WAYS TO SAY THE SAME THING?????


I don't. Suck dick!

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crabby
June 27, 2001 11:37 AM

quote:
I don't. Suck dick!

I don't. Is a sentence fragment.

When you explain it the way that you do spankling it doesn't even seem like an insult.

However I must remind everyone that i don't suck dick.

Hey for my first post on this message board i've gotten quite a few responses huh??? I feel like one of the famiy!!!!!

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skagg
June 27, 2001 11:42 AM

no dick sucker would ever be a part of my family

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crabby
June 27, 2001 11:48 AM

I don't suck dick!!!
I am also not fond of this childish name taunting!!!!
I would taunt you guys back with something else childish but that would insult my integretiy and give CAPS users around the WEB a bad name!!!!!!

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Spankling
June 27, 2001 11:51 AM

I have only limited first hand evidence, but I feel safe in saying that there are several dick suckers already in my family tree.

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BigEvilDan
June 27, 2001 11:54 AM

quote:
...give CAPS users around the WEB a bad name!!!!!!

They don't need your help for that.

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gabe_billings
June 27, 2001 12:08 PM

Crabby must be Obi in disguise.

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Spankling
June 27, 2001 12:18 PM

quote:
Crabby must be Obi in disguise.
You mean OBI.

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