I submit for your viewing pleasure this

And I pose the question: Do any of you actually believe this? I received this URL along with a ridiculously long petition being put together to stop this madman from his animal mistreatment.

Someone came up with a silly idea and bought a domain. He wrote some cute text and took some pics of his kittens jammed into some little glass jars. Now he has thousands of twits up in arms.

These are the same people that were the first to shoot themselves when Orson Welles broadcast 'War of the Worlds', just so that the martians wouldn't get them.

I checked and bonsaidog.com is still available. If I can shove all of Murphy's 90lbs into a glass container without getting an arm torn off in the process, I can piss off stupid people too!

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

That look familiar?

(I'd be careful with that url, that's why I didn't put it in brackets. It crashed AOL twice with the forums running. >_< )

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm
http://urbanlegends.about.com/science/urbanlegends/library/weekly/aa021401a.htm
http://www.zdnet.com/zdhelp/stories/main/0,5594,2692699,00.html
http://www.cruel.com/sub/bonsai.shtml

I'll put it in brackets. It doesn't crash on me, and I think it's the best of those articles. It transforms into a rather lucid essay on what I consider to be one of the biggest problems with the contemporary American mindset.

Actually, mine is doing quite nicely, and it only eats one pellet per day!

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