-Ironically, Jenna Bush is the only person ever to look better on a driver's license photo than in real life.

-Proof positive that drunk driving is a serious problem in the state of Texas.

"How did that pot and coke residue get under the corners of my drivers license? Ask my dad. He was using it to work up his stash."

- "I'm sorry miss, but this licence says you have restriction B: For the safety of other drivers, licence-holder must wear a paper bag over head when in public."

- Little known Star Wars fact: Han Solo's ugly cousin also got trapped in a block of carbonite.

In an effort to make her driver's license photo look more natural, young Ms. Bush opted to drink a quart of Beefeaters and hurl for the camera.

im just cut to pieces imaginig her trying to use it and pulling that face

"see? it is me!"