That reminds me....my baby platter is done.

Real chefs know to remove the clothes first, but having the child stir itself was stroke of genius.

Now you know how they make poo poo platter.

They could've put the pot on a table. I don't particularly like the fact that the pot's on the stove.

Oh wait, you want a caption? Well, how about:

"How long have you had this fear of pots?

Well, Doctor, I've always been afraid of them for as long as I can remember..."

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...baby back ribs.

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After wandering into the kitchen, Kevin
knew to stay away from Bev's black bean dip.

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Any chef worth his salt knows you turn a baby with tongs.

How to tell if your kid is into pot.

Why cook the kid in a pot when there's a perfectly good microwave right above it? Obviously this cannibal is not a bachelor.

What do you get when you have a baby, potatos, and stew?

DEAD BABY DUMPLINGS! LOLMAFGALWOLOLSZS!!!!!1

So I gotta heat the milk before I let the baby drink it?

"It appears that Iron Chef Sakai is using something a little different today."

That's just sick! My faith in the human race is now dead! An entire pound of Tostito's?

The Donner Pass Restaurant commemorative stew never quite took off with the patrons, but it seemed to keep the chefs happy.

"None of woman born shall harm Macbeth!"

It's the latest in arcade entertainment: Whack-a-Baby!