Yes, I know I am going to be alone forever.
Twat, axe-wound, cunt, pussy, vag, cave, hole - if you’ve you got it, I hate you!
Female, girls, women, sluts, whores, bitches, whatever you want to call them, are stupid! Face it, if you have a vagina, you should hold your breath underwater for 45 minutes and slice your wrists wide open. Or, get a sex change, by that I mean use a cheese grater to scrape your vagina off. Seriously, is it something in the douche juice that makes you act like total morons, idiots and air heads - or is it something that you have to work for?
I have nothing against deaf and mute women, but the ones that think they have the right to speak and voice an opinion, those are the ones I don’t like. Come to think of it, if you are deaf and mute, and try to say “Vagina equals Power†in sign language, I will cut your fucking arms off and scratch my balls with them! I am not trying to say women shouldn’t have the right to speak or vote, what I am saying is that women should only speak if they are saying “Would you like me to swallow?†and they should only be voting on wether they want to have a threesome with playmates, or bacon for dinner. Other than that, why speak?
Everyone girl I know, or 98% of them are total idiots and guaranteed I get at least 5 female friends of mine e-mail me asking “You didn’t include me in that did you?†and I will just respond with “You are the reason I wrote that - BITCH!†Why do women take offense to things I say but men think I am funny? BECAUSE WOMEN ARE FUCKTARDS!
Another reason I hate women? They are damn liars! They tell you something, then you see them after that and they say the exact opposite. For example, you can ask them a personal questions, they realize you don’t like the answer, the next time you ask, they will give you the answer you want to here.
Along with that is them and their love bullshit! I hate the word love, I have never been in love, loved someone or had someone love me, and I am glad. Love is annoying. I could write an article devoted to why love is stupid and pointless. No matter what age, but I find 14 - 16 year olds especially think they love their boyfriend, no matter how long they have been going out, their MSN name is “Like, oh my god I (heart) you say much Brent!!!!†It annoys my pants off, literally! When I see sickening displays of affections I have to take my pants off and burn them.
Why do they care so much about how they look? I find in middle aged women, no matter where they are going, they have to spend 15 - 20 minutes in the bathroom putting on makeup and doing there hair. “Oh, I need to go have a smoke at the coffee shop!†- followed by 3 hair spray cans be used to make sure the hair doesn’t fall out of place.
I think tshirthell.com put it best with their “Vagina’s Are Weird†t-shirt.
