"Hey Billy! We learned how to do this when we did our tour of duty in Saudi! Now, how's about you tell Sherrif Jeb who the other members of the "Florida Amnesty International cell" are, huh?"
Strange, this actually happened to my mate's brother yesterday, although the spikes went into his arm and one went straight through the centre of his nose, splitting it in half.
Little Billy's initiation into Delta Phi finally put an end to hazing at Stanford, but not before the lad's career hopes for being anything other than a heavy metal singer were dashed for all time.