Peter Pan realised that he could stay a little boy forever, if he just stopped his balls from dropping.

Nudists have to keep their keys somewhere.

"This was the only way I could get it up at all."

Nicely dressed up, but it's still a little nub.

Quickly, exorcise the demon! The Chains of Binding wont hold it forever!

The agency found my new catalog concept a little too edgy for Home Depot.

And here we see an example of "People That Shouldn't Be Breeding Anyway"

It was all fun and games until the day he accidentally glued his feet to the floor under the giant electromagnet.

he must have got in to a car accident.