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umfumdisiJune 3, 2003 9:53 AM
DevinJune 3, 2003 12:19 PM
"Close your eyes and open your mouth and you will get a big... um... surprisouth."
jes_lawsonJune 3, 2003 3:30 PM
Who is that Dubya's about to lock lips with?
KajunFireflyJune 3, 2003 3:54 PM
Jar Jar Binks.
not_ScyessJune 3, 2003 5:42 PM
Her hopes of romance were dashed when she discovered President Bush was just trying to eat the piece of corn stuck to her chin.
SpanklingJune 3, 2003 8:02 PM
To her utter amazement, she kept her lunch down in the face of all that evil… and halitosis.
Rabid_WeasleJune 3, 2003 9:36 PM
"I see you shaved your nose hairs finally."
umfumdisiJune 4, 2003 9:31 AM
jes_:
GWB is about to kiss Tony Blair's wife, Cherie.
Shadow_ArtistJune 4, 2003 9:51 AM
Bush: Incredible, Tony! A life-size doll of your wife! You say it only takes 30 seconds to blow up?
Blair: I'm sure you could blow it up faster than that, George...
UnknownEricJune 4, 2003 10:12 AM
quote:jes_:
"Oh, W., fuckin' kiss me already, you fuck."
descolada99June 4, 2003 11:34 AM
"Ya better watch it missy, in mah country we impeach preznits for this. At least they don't impeach 'em for illegal wars! yeeehaww!"
umfumdisiJune 4, 2003 11:38 AM
Alternate "end"ing:
jes_lawsonJune 5, 2003 4:07 AM
"And after meeting Prime Minister Blair's wife, I implore the house to pledge $100 million to set up a dental program in the UK that WORKS!"
"You know Georgey, I've got this little place in Bristol..."
(that's an obscure onedetails here!
MaxPayneJune 5, 2003 6:19 AM
Alternate ending # 2
umfumdisiJune 5, 2003 11:18 AM
very funny, Max
codehappykidJune 5, 2003 12:40 PM
"Well I'm sorry my dear, but I'm afraid it's just part of your face."
bunnerabbJune 17, 2003 6:20 PM
o O ( Do what Tony asks, and he'll buy me the Rolls. Do what Tony asks, and he'll buy me the Rolls. Do what Tony asks, and he'll buy me the Rolls.... )
