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dcomposed
June 5, 2003 5:42 AM


My caption is already in there, tho it's not much of a caption.

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MaxPayne
June 5, 2003 6:11 AM

You're right.

Should have been "Grizzly bear trying to cop a feel on your woman? HDB! to the rescue!" or something equally as witty.

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codehappykid
June 5, 2003 12:42 PM

"Zoidberg. Zoidberg!"

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Devin
June 5, 2003 1:22 PM

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

THE BEAR IS STUFFED!

Don't support the slaughter of innocent woodland creatures in the name of comedy! Boycott this picture!

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jes_lawson
June 5, 2003 3:28 PM

Banjaxed!

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not_Scyess
June 5, 2003 3:55 PM

"For the last time, I'm not into that 'furry' stuff!"

She felt it was unfair that her boxing weight division was from 100 lbs. to 800 lbs.

"Why, my dear? What is that curious aroma on your wrist?"

Dammit, someone mixed up the "before" and "after" pictures in the Nair advertisement.

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User #16352
June 6, 2003 4:16 PM

Some random chick punching your stuffed bear in the nose? Call hdb! and they will skin her alive with a piece of blunt wood.

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UnknownEric
June 7, 2003 6:13 AM

The latest Labatt Blue commercial shoot goes haywire.

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Rabid_Weasle
June 7, 2003 6:06 PM

Hdb! Bear Nostril Cleaning Services. Pick us to pick you.

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punkrockskaboy
June 7, 2003 11:50 PM

Before HDB, I would have never dreamed of punching a bear in the face. Thanks HDB!

For more information on HDB call: I-800-HDB-WORKS

And remember: HDB WORKED FOR ME!

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Ewwwww
June 12, 2003 12:08 AM

It gets bigger and bigger every day. I told you guys in 1 month we would take Utah. And one more thing, do we really have T-shirts?

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dcomposed
June 12, 2003 12:12 AM

Not yet.

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mmyers
June 12, 2003 12:37 PM

This week in women's basketball, the Lady HDBs take on the Colorado Lady Bears.

Well, officer, she was kind of asking for it. Her name was Honey.

Calvin Klein's Instinct. Men can't help acting on Instinct.

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wirthling
June 14, 2003 12:21 AM

Never try to come between a bear and his plastic patio furniture.

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CrunchyCheese
June 14, 2003 1:31 AM

This week on "Where are They Now?" - the Yogi Bear story.

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boorite
June 16, 2003 9:41 AM

I find that woman somewhat attractive.

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User #16352
June 16, 2003 11:27 AM

I find the bear somewhat attractive.

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not_Scyess
June 16, 2003 5:17 PM

I find that woman exceedingly attractive, I just couldn't think of a funyy caption to convey that message.

The bear's just okay. I usually prefer Californian sun bears.

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User #16352
June 16, 2003 7:40 PM

You would!

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dcomposed
June 16, 2003 7:46 PM

Stripcreator agrees the hdb! woman is attractive.

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Spankling
June 16, 2003 9:39 PM

Lovely. Could be meatier.

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jes_lawson
June 17, 2003 1:31 PM

She can come and administer hdb to me any day.

Is "administer" the right word?

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Bargaintuan
June 17, 2003 1:49 PM

"Sorry, Ms. Jackson. We couldn't find a bear suit we could rent in time to shoot the vide--OH, MY GOD!!!"

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User #16352
June 17, 2003 3:36 PM

I think the woman is dcomposed in drag.

Still sexy though.

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