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NeoVid
July 7, 2001 3:19 PM

A depressed man and his old friend were talking in their favorite bar. The depressed guy looked into his empty glass sadly. "I have to stop drinking so much."

His friend shrugged. "You say that every week."

"I mean it this time," the depressed guy said, sounding angry. "I mean, last night I got SO drunk that I BLEW CHUNKS!"

His friend looked unimpressed. "You get sick every time you have a lot of booze."

"No, man... Chunks is my dog."

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crabby
July 7, 2001 4:13 PM

So this guy is like selling pancakes on this corner alright. Then theres this alcoholic guy who wants to go over there, but there working on the street so theres a big hole there. So this guys walking and he falls in the hole. So hes all pissed and the next day hes walking to get some pancakes from this guy and he falls in the hole again, only this time he sees the hole and tries to get outta the way. So he falls in the hole like 10 more times. Then one day he decides to just go down another street.

WASH AT WASH AND WASH MILLENIUM WASH!!!!!!

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gabe_billings July 7, 2001 6:48 PM	That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. We're all stupider for having heard it. I can actually hear my brain cells dying.
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crabby July 7, 2001 6:57 PM	But he got those pancakes and in the end isn't that all that really matters??????
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gabe_billings July 7, 2001 11:19 PM	You're right, Crappy. Getting the pancakes at the end made it a much happier story.
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Drexle July 8, 2001 1:33 AM	20160
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crabby July 8, 2001 2:47 AM	Pancakes rock and there is no denying that brother. I love me some good ol' fashioned pancakes but I hate flap jacks go figure!!!!!!
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boorite July 9, 2001 8:34 AM	Mrs Butterworth is animated via Satanic forces.
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boorite July 9, 2001 10:13 AM	25770
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boorite July 9, 2001 10:26 AM	That was NationalLampoon.com's latest joke for analysis. They do a nice "Iron Chef" riff on "moose cock."
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boorite July 9, 2001 10:50 AM	quote: Mrs Butterworth is animated via Satanic forces. I TOLD YOU SO!
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gabe_billings July 9, 2001 12:32 PM	I bet you Paul Bunyan could fit that up his ass.
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crabby July 9, 2001 1:19 PM	Is there anything Paul Bunyan can't fit up his ass!!!!!
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Spankling July 9, 2001 4:59 PM	quote: I bet you Paul Bunyan could fit that up his ass. You know, that bottle used to be blue.
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kaufman July 9, 2001 5:23 PM	quote: quote: I bet you Paul Bunyan could fit that up his ass. You know, that bottle used to be blue. Only because Paul's ox got to it first.
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Jael July 9, 2001 6:09 PM	Or maybe it was Paul's Fox http://www.skullsunlimited.com/reprotuctive-tools.htm
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crabby July 9, 2001 9:51 PM	I was gonna buy that walrus penis bone until I found out it was only a replica. DAMN!!!!!! http://www.jtleroy.com/raccoon.html Now theres a sexual amulet you can set your watch too!!!!!!
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