I just realized that my comics are better than all of yours. They kind of remind me of the TV show Little house on the Prarie...everyone loves it, but no one will admit it. I even took a year off of the comics scene in hopes that you guys would rise to my level, but it didn't happen.

Go away.

Sweet, I started a fight. My sweet Boinky, I'm sure that you don't really want me to go away. After all, tis all in good fun, so lets go somewhere dark and make out.

Y-yeah? Really?

Boinky, I made you a present.

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peace

I keep telling you newbies, it's not the comics. Regulars are just better people.

Now I have a light at the end of the tunnel. Someday I'll be a regular, and you guys will invite me to your cookouts. Boinky and I will win the three-legged race, but we'll lose the egg toss on account of my feminine hands. Then maybe after a couple more years you guys will let me work the grill at the cookout. I can wear nothing but my apron that says "Kiss the Cook", or maybe "Bless this Mess". We can share stories of a simpler time. A time when we didn't have fat wives, bratty kids, and a receding hairline. Thank you Boorite, and all of my other adoring fans for giving meaning to my otherwise pathetic life.

xoxoxoxoxoxox
J

What is your deal? Well, I don't care really. This is amusing.

Don't make gay passes at me. THAT'S MY JOB!

And your comics blow.

I love noobs. They divert some of the hatred off of me.

no...no they don't.

punkrockskaboy, you're such a cunt.

You wanna see a cunt, look in the mirror. btw, my bookmarks got wiped out...can you give me the shape factory URL again?

Yeah, www.shutupyoucunt.org

What the fuck is up with you today? There's no need to take your bad mood out on everyone else.

seems to me that someone would WANT to give out the url to their webcomic...you know, so people READ IT.

I can't imagine boinky ever being in a bad mood.

P.S. punkboy - try his homepage link.

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I can't imagine boinky ever being in a bad mood.

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I picture Boinky as one of those infuriatingly perma-happy types. I was actually replying to PetShopBoy's post.

No.

Aw, you guys are here to keep me company, aren't you? *sniff*

KVK...I was just fuckin around with Boinky. If you couldn't see that, then it doesnt matter. I am not in a bad mood at all.

afterthefall, soy milk is far better than your comix. I've tried both on cereal, warmed up, icy cold...

Soy milk wins, hands down.

Oh, and I just saw your signature. If that was directed toward me, I just would like to say (and I am sure someone out there can vouch for me) I have never once walked into this forum and said "I am sooo punk! I am way more punk than you guys! I AM TEH PUNK WIN!" I don't know why a couple of you think that I am wearing some punk chip on my shoulder.

If it is because of my handle, get over it. I made it up on the fly because I listen to punk rock. Stop analyzing people's friggin' sn's. it is truly pathetic if you have to rely on knocking someone's screenname as an insult.

-Out

On the other hand, if it WASN'T directed at you, then you'd just have typed up two paragraphs of self-righteous shite for no reason.

Correct. However, given your previous statements, I have no reason to think it ISN'T directed at me.

Oh fuck it, I don't care anymore.

I am so sick of arguing (over the damn internet) with people over inane bullshit like my screenname and my lifestyle. If you are gonna jab me, jab me and take the jabs I send back, let's not argue about everything like a couple of pussies.

It blows my mind that people complain about Devin when punk-ass-bitch-boy is here. Every post he makes is some smug, self-important drivel which only prooves he doesn't understand what an idiot he is. And his comics suck monkey nuts. Give Devin a break.

No, Devin, this is not a compliment.

I wouldn't say EVERY post...

But...eh.

Actually, a lot of the time I am provoked (not saying I am completely innocent, because that would be waaaayyy far from the truth). But, because some of you stick together tighter than a cult, it doesn't matter if I am provoked. At least that is the way it seems.

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No, Devin, this is not a compliment.

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I was just fuckin around with Boinky.

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Time and place baby, time and place.

Put your time in my place!

I dub this place... Cuntopolis.

Named after the fearless ruler and founder...

Cunticles the great.

Hey, when did this stop being about me?? You guys turned my cry for attention into some lame arguement. You guys are selfish. And I love the fact that you all think my comics suck, because at least that means that you've read them. Someday the simplicity of a conversation between two people will be celebrated. Less is more guys, less is more. So I'm gonna keep doing my lame comics (most of which are inside jokes) and all you guys have to do is drop me a line to remind me that they suck everyonce in a while. Deal? Now someone give me a high five.

xoxoxo
J

*holds hand up...pulls it away*

Oooohhh too slow.

I thought we were homies!

alright, alright. *holds hand out, shakes with ATF. Punches him in junk with other hand*

heehee.

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Oh, and I just saw your signature. If that was directed toward me, I just would like to say (and I am sure someone out there can vouch for me) I have never once walked into this forum and said "I am sooo punk! I am way more punk than you guys! I AM TEH PUNK WIN!" I don't know why a couple of you think that I am wearing some punk chip on my shoulder.

If it is because of my handle, get over it. I made it up on the fly because I listen to punk rock. Stop analyzing people's friggin' sn's. it is truly pathetic if you have to rely on knocking someone's screenname as an insult.

-Out

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That was a while ago Kajun, and I am over it. So while your retort may have been thought funny by some, it was horrible timing. cumdumpster.

Kajun's not a cumdumpster. He's just slow.

A slow cumdumpster.

Wether I was replying to a post made yesterday or a post made last November, I think my point still stands.

Also, I just wanted to call you a stupid red truck, you stupid red truck.

So that means I have to take a serious tone and call you an dickhead for trying to pick a fight. punky has already shut up about the whole thing, and you chime in a week later like half the noobs who revive month-old threads just to bash a troll that has long gone.

Ass.

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So that means I have to take a serious tone and call you an dickhead for trying to pick a fight. punky has already shut up about the whole thing, and you chime in a week later like half the noobs who revive month-old threads just to bash a troll that has long gone.

Ass.

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Devin has done more comics then you, why the hell did you call him a noobie? But you have a higher post count... Maybe it's because you fight with everyone you can find. Kajun, pull the stick out of your ass and make some fucking comics.

(>_<)

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It's the Fight Go Here thread, you fucking newbie.

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hey hey hey, everyone stay calm...the important thing here is that Kajun is a cumdumpster.

and that I suck.