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krinkle
July 11, 2001 1:30 PM

i looked through the past 3 pages of topics, and it wasn't a question i saw, so i hope you woln't yell at me too much, like some other messages boards i could mention...
how can i see what kind of score my comics get?
is it being withheld from me to protect my fragile ego? i sorted mine by score but i don't see a score attached... just a few went to the top, are they the best (most popular?)
i sent my link to all my friends, they all say mine are really funny but they can't vote, is this so people can't rally up their friends to vote them into the top 10?
i'd really like to see a number value, that would be nice...

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wirthling July 11, 2001 1:36 PM	RAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
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BigEvilDan July 11, 2001 1:50 PM	http://justice.loyola.edu/~mcoffey/etc/scfaq.html At least you made an effort to look (although this link was on the third page...hmmm...)
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Spankling July 11, 2001 1:50 PM	What a great idea! Oh wait - maybe the FAQ says something about this!
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crabby July 11, 2001 4:34 PM	This almost reminds me of one of my earliest postings. Minus the CAPS of course, I also didn't brag about how my boat loads of friends all find my comics to be hilarious.
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krinkle July 11, 2001 4:50 PM	jeebus... i tried, okay? pull whatever it is out of your ass and cut me some slack... i've seen less outrage over people asking if waylen smithers was gay on alt.tv.simpsons...
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krinkle July 11, 2001 4:52 PM	oh, and can i just add, there is no mention of a faq on the front page, okay?
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wirthling July 11, 2001 5:07 PM	quote: I also didn't brag about how my boat loads of friends all find my comics to be hilarious. Hmmm...
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Spankling July 11, 2001 5:26 PM	quote: quote: I also didn't brag about how my boat loads of friends all find my comics to be hilarious. Hmmm... Is it the lack of friends, or humor...
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gabe_billings July 11, 2001 6:27 PM	quote: i've seen less outrage over people asking if waylen smithers was gay on alt.tv.simpsons... WHAAAAAAT!?! Smithers? Gay? That's just insane!
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crabby July 11, 2001 7:13 PM	krinkle my boy, your all right!!!!!
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boorite July 12, 2001 8:23 AM	quote: jeebus... i tried, okay? pull whatever it is out of your ass and cut me some slack... NO SLACK FOR NEWBIES, MOTHERFUCKER!!! THIS IS SERIOUS COMICS SHIT!! SIMPSONS FAN BOY!!! LIFE IN HELL WAS BETTER ANYWAY!!!!
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boorite July 12, 2001 8:48 AM	quote: krinkle my boy, your all right!!!!! Krinkle, Crabby thinks you're his boy. You might want to straighten him out on that one.
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Spankling
July 12, 2001 8:51 AM

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NO SLACK FOR NEWBIES, MOTHERFUCKER!!! THIS IS SERIOUS COMICS SHIT!! SIMPSONS FAN BOY!!! LIFE IN HELL WAS BETTER ANYWAY!!!!

Concrats. You've just been initiated. Now just fill out this form and sign below...

The following is a contract between Krinkle and All of CSC (known herein as Master/Mistress) which sets the terms and conditions of their relationship and terms for the termination of said relationship.

I, Krinkle, understand that this is a binding contract and is signed of my own free will, and that I agree to the following:

1.I freely give myself to Master/Mistress as a personal slave.
a.I agree that Master/Mistress may punish me using any device or form he/she sees fit.
b.I agree that this punishment may take place at any time and place and for as long as Master/Mistress sees fit.
c.I agree that sexual intimacy is whatever Master/Mistress defines it to be.
d.I agree that Master/Mistress may use my body for any purpose that does not lead to my death. This includes purposes that could lead to my death, but do not in-fact kill me.
2.I agree to make myself sexually available to Master/Mistress at all times and in all places.
3.I agree to wear a collar or any other device so directed by Master/Mistress at any time or place as directed.
4.I agree to make myself sexually available only to Master/Mistress and those he/she directs me to serve. I will not have social or sexual relations with anyone without prior permission of Master/Mistress.

I freely sign this contract without being under any duress, and of my own free will.

Signature: ______________________

Date: ____________________

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boorite July 12, 2001 9:08 AM	Now it's time to sing the Spankly Alphabet Song: ABCDEFG, BDSM LMNOP.
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Spankling July 12, 2001 9:23 AM	quote: Now it's time to sing the Spankly Alphabet Song: ABCDEFG, BDSM LMNOP. You think? Check out where I do my shopping!
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Spankling July 12, 2001 10:37 AM	26544
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boorite July 12, 2001 10:55 AM	So it's more the LMNOP.
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DexX
July 12, 2001 11:05 AM

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jeebus... i tried, okay?
pull whatever it is out of your ass and cut me some slack...
i've seen less outrage over people asking if waylen smithers was gay on alt.tv.simpsons...

*gives Krinkle a big warm hug*

Don't stress - I do that to everybody.

We are a nice bunch of people, but at the moment the latest troll has us slightly on edge. Please forgive our grumpiness and feel free to join in our silly chats and exchanges of running gags which have been run so badly into the ground they sound like Dustin Hoffman doing Who's On First in Rain Man. :)

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krinkle July 12, 2001 11:41 AM	so wait, whom am i entering this legally binding bondage contract with? boorite or crabby? i confused... and i guess since i'm initiated... or at least legally bound to fellate various unnamed parties... that we're all on friendly terms again... eeugh..
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Spankling
July 12, 2001 11:49 AM

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so wait, whom am i entering this legally binding bondage contract with? boorite or crabby?
i confused...
and i guess since i'm initiated... or at least legally bound to fellate various unnamed parties... that we're all on friendly terms again...
eeugh..

The contract is with the entire bangin' bunch of us, but not to worry. It turns out there are only three of us here. And you're not even real.

And friendly is such a strong word...

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krinkle July 12, 2001 12:29 PM	grrrrr... i can't even be snippy right... i'd like to have had the picture in this window like you all somehow know how to do, but it just don't wanna do it... i suppose you'll have to click on this link to be knocked down a few pegs... sorry for the inconvenience. http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=26553
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Spankling July 12, 2001 12:33 PM	26553 I read your stuff. This is the best of it - made me laugh. No need to thank us for the inspiration. Click "Quote" below to see how I did this.
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crabby July 12, 2001 1:07 PM	26555 So krinkle how much longer before you submit one of your hilarious comics for the CC's
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Spankling July 12, 2001 1:18 PM	And since we're covering kinks in krinkle's thread here's a home movie of wirthling pretending to fight off the advances of one of his dates. Warning: 2mb zipped mpg file. Because crosswinds has their panties in a bunch you'll need to copy the URL into the address bar in order to download and view. http://www.crosswinds.net/~spankling/love.zip
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Spankling July 12, 2001 1:56 PM	26558
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Spankling July 12, 2001 3:51 PM	PUBLIC APOLOGY TO KRINKLE FROM SPANKLING 25938 This is funny.
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crabby July 12, 2001 3:54 PM	That sure was some apology.
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krinkle July 12, 2001 8:21 PM	ooookay... i'm just gonna stop talking and leave well enough alone? and i'll maybe jump in the next contest, since i think this one is cloesd, and i don't know crabby enough to yell all in caps about how much i hate him winning...
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Drexle July 12, 2001 8:31 PM	I was in your newbie-esque situation not too long ago, krinkle. I'm sure you'll find, however, that crabby is remarkably easy to kick around, whether you choose to use all caps or not.
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crabby July 12, 2001 10:55 PM	Me and krinkle are like the 3 musketeers minus one. Were a team brother, you need a mentor and I'm that mentor. I did win Comic Contest 42 you know! If your not interested in a mentor I believe you'll find that I am remarkably easy to kick around.
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bunnerabb July 12, 2001 11:18 PM	quote: Me and krinkle are like the 3 musketeers minus one. Were a team brother, you need a mentor and I'm that mentor. I did win Comic Contest 42 you know! If your not interested in a mentor I believe you'll find that I am remarkably easy to kick around. :- /
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DexX
July 13, 2001 1:51 AM

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ooookay... i'm just gonna stop talking and leave well enough alone?
and i'll maybe jump in the next contest, since i think this one is cloesd, and i don't know crabby enough to yell all in caps about how much i hate him winning...

You may not hate Crabby's victory personally, but it is easy to get in the mood. Imagine this...

In your country's political party there is an independent candidate who is a real arsehole and everybody hates his guts. Now, this guy is now a hundred and five years old, and has been running in every election since he was eighteen, and he has never received a single vote from anybody, mainly because everybody knows he is a fucking idiot who couldn't even run a laundromat (or even spell it properly) let alone govern a country. However, one year, the president says, "Shit, this guy's been running for so long, let's give him a term!" He gets in, and the first thing he does is pass a law that everyone has to talk, walk, and dress like him.

Got that picture firmly in mind? Okay, now GO MAKE THAT COMIC!

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kaufman
July 13, 2001 4:39 AM

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You may not hate Crabby's victory personally, but it is easy to get in the mood. Imagine this...

In your country's political party there is an independent candidate who is a real arsehole and everybody hates his guts. Now, this guy is now a hundred and five years old, and has been running in every election since he was eighteen, and he has never received a single vote from anybody, mainly because everybody knows he is a fucking idiot who couldn't even run a laundromat (or even spell it properly) let alone govern a country. However, one year, the president says, "Shit, this guy's been running for so long, let's give him a term!" He gets in, and the first thing he does is pass a law that everyone has to talk, walk, and dress like him.

Careful, DexX, to the vast number of US citizens who read this forum, you just provided the image of:

President Strom Thurmond in 2008.
(Ok, Dr. P -- (s)elected in 2008, takes office in 2009)

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boorite July 13, 2001 8:18 AM	quote: However, one year, the president says, "Shit, this guy's been running for so long, let's give him a term!" What the hell kind of ass-rammed electoral system are you running down there?
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Spankling July 13, 2001 12:56 PM	quote: What the hell kind of ass-rammed electoral system are you running down there? um... I really don't think now is a good time to bring up ass-rammed electoral disfunction.
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boorite July 13, 2001 12:58 PM	Oh so you're one of THOSE people who think Dubya shouldn't be President just because he's a braindead twat whose daddy handed the world to him on a gold coke spoon. Damn Liberal.
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Spankling July 13, 2001 1:01 PM	Let's not go around giving brain-dead twat coke-heads a bad name.
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