"Gee Mom, thanks! This is much cooler than Power Rangers Deluxe Time Force Megazord."

See these teeth? They're so white because I gargle sperm!

When asked the secret to her success, Proctologist Dr. Mann help up her index finger and said "go ahead, smell it"

In the next Austin Powers movie: it's MRS. DR. EVIL!!!
And you can have this EXCLUSIVE ACTION FIGURE even before the movie is released!
Just be the highest bidder on my eBay auction.

Is he or isn't she? (If you can't tell, why should we?)

After a bitter, bitter divorce, Sarah's mom bought her the full set of "Smirking Homely Comfortably Dressed Lesbian®" action figures; but Sarah... Sarah just wanted a Malibu Barbie.

"We had grandma laminated!"

The Harry Potter action figure nobody wanted...

Pat wants YOU !

Pita's new sig is great. That's all I wanted to say.

o/` Action Librarian, Action Librarian
She does whatever an action librarian can
Files a book, any size
Knows Dewey, like the inside of her thighs

LOOK OUT!

Here comes Action Librarian! o/`