Baracus the Bandito makes off with the entire GNP of Mexico around his neck.

The hat kept it down to a nice tan on the face. But the rest looks like a nasty burn.

Mr. T awoke one day to a startling realization. "Egad!" he cried. "I've just realized--all this jewelry still doesn't make me look nearly lame enough!"

A rare still from "The Four Amigos." Mr. T was cut from the film when he and John Landis broke up.

Okay foo', I checked and I AM the illest muthafucka from here to Gardenia.

"Whatchoo mean, 'didn't I used ta be somebody', foo?"

Mr. T would only wear the sombrero on "bad mohawk" days.

Actually, the sombrero is there to prevent the gold chains from focusing the Sun's rays and causing his face to fry to a crisp.

Um, I think I need to add a "sucka" to that...

Sucka!

Look at that Donkey suspended off the end of that cart.

Mr. THC

It is a fact that old TV reruns get double the ratings in Mexico when they digitally put sombreros on everyone.