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Drexle July 13, 2001 9:09 PM	Let's see some comics based on where the strippers live. You don't have to go far from my location to see this sort of thing happening... 26653
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Drexle July 13, 2001 10:46 PM	The Crotch is Frorida! It shaped rike big cock! They have probrems with their erection! Actually, I have no idea how Terra Haute smells... all I can say is that I've lived near Asphault plants, and that's none too pleasant. If it's worse than an asphault plant, and it's the armpit, then I'm afraid I don't want to know where the crotch is.
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bunnerabb July 13, 2001 11:40 PM	26818
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bunnerabb July 14, 2001 1:38 AM	This is just for giggles. 26832
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NeoVid July 14, 2001 2:06 PM	quote: This is just for giggles. The ironic bit is that I originally heard that joke in a reedited version of a pro comic strip (called Desperate Times, if anyone cares.)
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bunnerabb July 14, 2001 3:34 PM	There are very few "new" jokes. They're just new to different people at different times in different places. I heard that in the bar where I work. By the way: That's coincidence, not irony. Put the Alanis Morissette CD down and step away from the boom box. :- ) Love, bunner
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gabe_billings July 14, 2001 6:41 PM	It's ironic that bunner can still make us laugh despite the fact he's dumb as a sock monkey. :)
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bunnerabb
July 15, 2001 12:16 AM

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It's ironic that bunner can still make us laugh despite the fact he's dumb as a sock monkey.

:)

I'll put my Stanford-Binet scores up against anybody's on here, you farm animal boodler.
And where's YOUR Cleveland strip for this thread? Too busy posting to every single topic on every forum thread every 10 minutes?

:- )#)

Love,
bunner

Over here,
On an island,
Not mentioning the fact that he's been here longer than gabe and only has 326 forum posts to gabe's 1141.

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bunnerabb July 18, 2001 9:32 PM	I can't believe this thread bit the bag. Fuck. I still want to see gabe's Cleveland strip. :- / Love, bunner
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Drexle July 18, 2001 10:37 PM	No shit, Bunner... I figured this would get a bigger response. :/
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ladyjdotnet July 19, 2001 5:03 AM	Well, I've lived in a few places: 27343 Actually, there aren't enough panels for all the times I've moved. My life just kinda makes me need to ch- hey, where ya goin'?
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boorite July 19, 2001 7:29 AM	quote: No shit, Bunner... I figured this would get a bigger response. :/ I've been working on mine. These things take time.
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Drexle July 19, 2001 7:41 AM	quote: Well, I've lived in a few places: Actually, there aren't enough panels for all the times I've moved. My life just kinda makes me need to ch- hey, where ya goin'? That's like, soooo deep. Wow. You're like, wise and stuff.
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Spankling July 19, 2001 8:08 AM	Nag Nag Nag! All right already! Here's a tour of Chicago. 27349
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Spankling July 19, 2001 8:18 AM	By the by, what the heck are you Ohio kids up to?!?
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Spankling July 19, 2001 8:27 AM	Oops... hit save not preview... Try this: The Smoking Gun The doc will change daily and I didn't feel like ripping it off and posting it elsewhere, so go today to see gabe's police report.
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wirthling July 19, 2001 10:08 AM	quote: ...the device suddenly broke causing him to fall ripping his penis and testicals from his body. Oh. My. God.
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Spankling July 19, 2001 10:32 AM	quote: quote: ...the device suddenly broke causing him to fall ripping his penis and testicals from his body. Oh. My. God. Makes you rethink that whole wearable donkey idea, doesn't it?
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boorite July 19, 2001 11:17 AM	quote: quote: ...the device suddenly broke causing him to fall ripping his penis and testicals from his body. Oh. My. God. Yeah, I hate when that happens.
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boorite July 19, 2001 11:33 AM	27367
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boorite July 19, 2001 11:47 AM	27368
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boorite July 19, 2001 12:16 PM	27371 The derailed train thing is true. I think they're still trying to put it out. The other pervasive theme in traffic reportage is the car illegally parked in a travel lane. I'm waiting for a train to derail and knock a truck over onto an illegally-parked car.
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boorite July 19, 2001 12:27 PM	quote: quote: ...the device suddenly broke causing him to fall ripping his penis and testicals from his body. Oh. My. God. Yeah, he misspelled "testicles." Atrocious.
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Drexle July 19, 2001 12:32 PM	quote: Oops... hit save not preview... Try this: The Smoking Gun The doc will change daily and I didn't feel like ripping it off and posting it elsewhere, so go today to see gabe's police report. o_O choke Ummmmm.... Dear god.
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gabe_billings July 19, 2001 12:36 PM	I'll have you all know that whenever I'm being hoisted into the air by my genitalia, I always employ breakaway safety devices to prevent this type of injury.
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boorite July 19, 2001 12:42 PM	quote: I'll have you all know that whenever I'm being hoisted into the air by my genitalia, I always employ breakaway safety devices Like your penis and testicles?
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boorite July 19, 2001 12:43 PM	27375
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boorite July 19, 2001 12:48 PM	quote: The other pervasive theme in traffic reportage is the car illegally parked in a travel lane. Oh, I forgot the smoking manholes. And the Metro trains catching fire.
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bunnerabb July 19, 2001 1:12 PM	quote: 27367 This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read here. Thanks. :- ) Love, bunner
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wirthling July 19, 2001 2:39 PM	quote: quote: quote: ...the device suddenly broke causing him to fall ripping his penis and testicals from his body. Oh. My. God. Yeah, he misspelled "testicles." Atrocious. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. "Testicals"?!!!
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Spankling July 19, 2001 2:55 PM	quote: "Testicals"?!!! Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls? snerk
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Drexle July 19, 2001 3:07 PM	quote: quote: "Testicals"?!!! Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls? snerk It's what I got answering phones for an Auto Club's roadside service.
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ladyjdotnet
July 19, 2001 4:03 PM

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"Testicals"?!!!
Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls?

*snerk*

I used to be Technical Support and Customer Service supervisor for an internet service provider. There was this one cuntsplash who had me at the point of tears on several occasions. I recorded my calls with her so that I could play them for myself if I ever thought about getting into that field again, so I could dissuade myself. Please, share in my misery.

http://www.ladyj.net/hell/cuntfiles/

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Drexle
July 19, 2001 4:10 PM

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"Testicals"?!!!
Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls?

*snerk*

I used to be Technical Support and Customer Service supervisor for an internet service provider. There was this one cuntsplash who had me at the point of tears on several occasions. I recorded my calls with her so that I could play them for myself if I ever thought about getting into that field again, so I could dissuade myself. Please, share in my misery.

http://www.ladyj.net/hell/cuntfiles/

Cuntsplash? I don't think I've ever heard that word before... not spoken, at least.

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bunnerabb
July 19, 2001 4:19 PM

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I used to be Technical Support and Customer Service supervisor for an internet service provider. There was this one cuntsplash who had me at the point of tears on several occasions. I recorded my calls with her so that I could play them for myself if I ever thought about getting into that field again, so I could dissuade myself. Please, share in my misery.

http://www.ladyj.net/hell/cuntfiles/

Oika moika! I gotta hand it to you, I would have shot her.

Love,

bunner

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ladyjdotnet July 19, 2001 4:20 PM	quote: Cuntsplash? I don't think I've ever heard that word before... not spoken, at least. I love the word "cunt". It's one of the last remaining words that has any effect on people. The folks in rec.arts.bodyart use it in many of their more creative epithets. I can't remember what the translation for cuntnugget is in Hawaiian, but we were calling people that for a while.
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Drexle July 19, 2001 4:36 PM	quote: Oika moika! I gotta hand it to you, I would have shot her. Yep... that sounds sooooooo familiar. cringe
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gabe_billings
July 19, 2001 4:59 PM

I did tech support for a while. I feel your pain. Without a doubt my favorite moments came when a co-worker finally did what we'd all been wishing we had the chutzpah to do.

There were probably ten of us working at any given time doing phone support for people using Key's online banking. It was actually a pretty sweet job since we didn't have nonstop calls like other phone support and lots of time I only was on the phone about 2 hours out of a six hour day.

Anyhoo, one day a member of our group named Lisa had some awful customer on the phone who actually made her cry. She put the person on hold and asked if someone else would field the call for her.

After explaining what the person had said to her, my friend Rhys walked over to the phone and plugged in. When he got the person on the line he said, "You are a despicable human being. Don't ever call here again." Then he promptly hung up on them.

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ladyjdotnet July 19, 2001 4:59 PM	quote: I can't remember what the translation for cuntnugget is in Hawaiian, but we were calling people that for a while. I remember it now. Pu'hu pu'hu kohe. I think.
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gabe_billings July 19, 2001 5:00 PM	And can I just say that people that say American Online should be killed.
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bunnerabb
July 19, 2001 5:11 PM

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I did tech support for a while. I feel your pain.

I've never done tech support, and I have almost always worked for myself, but working in entertainment and especially rock and roll and theatre can be a pain in the ass because EVERY single artist is CONVINCED that THEY and THEY ALONE are the CENTRE OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

(It's a fact.)

After listening to one pissy, sawed-off little bitch on tech crew spew snotty remarks at me for about 10 minutes, I simply said "If you don't think I know what I'm doing, I highly suggest you get your bony little ass to a phone and call somebody who does, because you can go fuck yourself."

Then I went to lunch and headed home and for all I care, the show closed that day. This is the same house that lost a fuck off huge lawsuit after they sent a busboy, (yeah, a busboy) who could barely speak English up on a cherry picker lift to change a lamp, and it fell over and crippled the poor bastard because they didn't extend the support outriggers.

I had the chicken, I think.

(For lunch)

Love,

bunner

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gabe_billings
July 19, 2001 5:12 PM

You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing.

I got this idea while working at Borders Bookstore in the magazine department. Weekly I would go through the racks and pick up all the subscription cards that had fallen out of the various magazines. I'd usually end up with hundreds that needed to be thrown away.

Then all you need is a rubber stamp with the person's name and address. Then you just sit down and stamp them all and put the check in the 'Bill Me Later' box and toss them in the nearest mail box.

Then in four to six weeks, a copious amount of magazines will start to arrive at the victim's house. Can you imagine the horror of trying to call up every single magazine vendor and tell them you didn't request a subscription? And every day more would show up. And more. And more. It'd probably be enough to give someone a nervous breakdown.

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ladyjdotnet
July 19, 2001 5:14 PM

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And can I just say that people that say American Online should be killed.

I concur.

On a slightly different note, I had an epiphany recently. I had been very annoyed at the pharmacy screwing up my prescription, YET AGAIN. I thought to myself that I'm damned lucky that I actually read the label, and know what drugs I have to take, and what dosages. I thought to myself, "what do stupid people do? I guess they just take 10 times less thyroid replacement medication than they're supposed to and never know until they get really fucking sick, or die."

Then I realized, hey waitasec... pharmacists are taking a proactive stance on creating a Darwinistic society! Rock on! Weed out the stupid people!

Looking at it that way, I passed the test.

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bunnerabb July 19, 2001 5:14 PM	You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker. Love, bunner
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ladyjdotnet
July 19, 2001 5:17 PM

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You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing.

I got this idea while working at Borders Bookstore in the magazine department. Weekly I would go through the racks and pick up all the subscription cards that had fallen out of the various magazines. I'd usually end up with hundreds that needed to be thrown away.

Then all you need is a rubber stamp with the person's name and address. Then you just sit down and stamp them all and put the check in the 'Bill Me Later' box and toss them in the nearest mail box.

Then in four to six weeks, a copious amount of magazines will start to arrive at the victim's house. Can you imagine the horror of trying to call up every single magazine vendor and tell them you didn't request a subscription? And every day more would show up. And more. And more. It'd probably be enough to give someone a nervous breakdown.

That's beautiful, man. Pure art.

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Drexle July 19, 2001 5:19 PM	quote: You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker. I feel so small and humble... I don't know of thie "EW-Too talker" of which you speak...
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bunnerabb
July 19, 2001 5:22 PM

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You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing.

....all you need is a rubber stamp with the person's name and address. Then you just sit down and stamp them all and put the check in the 'Bill Me Later' box and toss them in the nearest mail box.

Then in four to six weeks, a copious amount of magazines will start to arrive at the victim's house.

That, or you could just follow them home and shoot them in their own driveway. It's not very original, but I'm becoming more results oriented as I grow older.

:- )#)

Love,

bunner

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Drexle July 19, 2001 5:22 PM	quote: You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing. I fully agree! This is something that a few of my bookstore friends have claimed they could pull on people who place orders for books and get super-snotty. Scary thing is that they work in a place where those subscription cards are all at their fingertips!
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bunnerabb
July 19, 2001 5:27 PM

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You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

I feel so small and humble... I don't know of thie "EW-Too talker" of which you speak...

http://list.ewtoo.org/

They're online communities that use telnet clients or Multi-User-Domain clients like Gmud or Tiny Fugue to allow multiple users to log into the same chat window. Most of them run on a version of EW-Too, PlayGround, Summink, or PG96, (all C++ code) to allow for things like residency for users, coammnds, rooms, player files, news posts and virtual items and currency. They're not chat rooms. They have an administrative staff, residents, and other features that seperate them from IRC and that whole mess.
Love,

bunner

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ladyjdotnet
July 19, 2001 5:29 PM

I have a quote-randomizing .sig file. Only once in there did I quote myself, but only because it's so true.

"Be nice to tech support people. They have your address and credit card number in their databases."

I never had the guts to go through with this, but I was waiting on the day when I would get mad enough to order a Realdoll shipped to a couple's address, addressed to the man and charged on his card. $6000 and a lot of explaining to do.

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