"Gha! This taste like... Wait a minute! Where has this thing been?"

Lorena Bobbit trains her new dog to fetch.

Taken that dreaded trip to the vet? Well, fear not. Petsmart now offers a wide selection of canine prosthetics. Available in 7 colors and in sizes Chihuahua, Terrier, Beagle, Dalmatian, Labrador, St. Bernard, and Marmaduke.

Dammit, I finally score this thing and here I am without opposable thumbs to use it.

Old Mother Hubbard had lots of cupboards. Many, many cupboards. Oh, yeah....

The mailman was never the same.