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by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
remember the time i was at the white house...
you've never left the lab.. what are you talking about?
FIGHT THE POWER! FREEDOM TO ROBOS!
What the hell are you doing? That's it, I'm writing you up for being reprogrammed.
that was the saddest day of my life
*sigh* just shut up.

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
Welcome to Jesus Online! You've Got Sin!
maybe i should be more like jesus
okay, so I got the nails, the hammer, and the model of Jesus on a cross. Let's see if I can get this right...
I think you did it wrong.
ouch.

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
it's just you and me, here in the rugged wilderness. far from the reaches of civilization. communication with the outside world is...
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
let me see that... it says i can own a new computer for just 19 dollars a month! NO MONEY DOWN!
but you don't need a new computer.
everything gets upgraded sooner or later you know. youre just pushing off the inevitatable. anyway, i'm going to go build a shack for me and my new computer to live in.
what do you mean new computer? you haven't even looked at the specs, and you already replacing me? you don't know how much better it is than me.

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
i wonder what color i should get my new computer in.
color?! damnit i was manufactured a week ago and youre already thinking about your new computers color?
a week, a day, it doesn't matter. you are outdated. i bet you can't even do my taxes.
first of all, it's not me who does your taxes, it's the software. and secondly, i bet YOU can't even do your taxes.
AHA! i knew it. that was a trick question, i don't have any taxes because i live in the wilderness.
but you never asked me a question, it was a bet. and you just moved out here, taxes are filed for the previous year, not the upcoming year.

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
look, whatever all i know is that it's starting to get dark and you keep crying about your replacement, keeping me from building shelter
good go build a house, i'd love to see that. and maybe you can consult your NEW COMPUTER when you injure youself.
INJURE MYSELF? are you a retarded comptuer? i'm a master craftsman, a superior carpenter trained by Jesus himself.
riiight....
help i got a nail stuck in my face!
L O L

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
maybe if i hammer it all the way in people will think i have a 3rd eye.
maybe if i crash all the time people will think i'm running Windowsâ„¢
okay fine i took the nail
so i was right wasn't i? you need my help
fine, fine! i need your help. now will you get us some shelter?
okay, but you have to promise not to replace me for the rest of your life

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
why are we here? this place is less... rugged, you know?
because, i'm the smart one, so i get to pick where we live. besides what's so rugged about it if i'm building a house anyway?
well... i guess... hmm
you don't know. i'm smart, you aren't. the end.
say, i just realized your thinking on your own. are you some sort of A.I.?
i guess you could call it that.

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-18-02
i just don't get it, how are you an A.I. i bought you from some guys trunk!
it's hard to explain. besides you haven't said a word about the house i built
are you still covered under the warranty?
what warranty? what are you talking about? you know what.. just go watch dawson's creek or something man...
whatchoo say mayn? i'll kut you!
shut up.

 

by AutomaticRobots
3-19-02
hey buddy what happened here?
i don't know, perhaps your wife left you causing you to become alcoholic.
do you know what happened?
you grew a beard to make up for your hereditary baldness?
the very next day...
hey what's going on? where are all the people?
didn't you hear? it's the apocolypse and the only ones who survived are balding alcoholics.

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