All comics by Aviatora

 

Adventures of George Dubbya Part I by Aviatora 6-02-03
One day in Heaven... George W Bush, for your sins you are denied entry into Heaven Under who's authoity do you deny me eternal peace?! I am AMERICAN!	Later that day, in Hell... You're not wanted here either, Bush. I want no rival... Then I shall bomb you and awe you to Hell! Uhh.. Never mind.	At last, George W Bush finds a place to spend eternity... Welcome to the Enron Afterlife... Truly, there is a God!

 

Adventures of George Dubbya Part II by Aviatora 6-02-03
President George W Bush greets Australia's contribution to the war on Iraq... Say, there. What ARE you? G'day, mate! I'm a kangaroo. I'm Australian.	The Australian's accent causes a misunderstanding... Huh? 'A strain', did you say? A strain of Anthrax?! Nah, mate. Australian!	At this point Bush orders the bombing of all 'Strains'. AWW, CRIKEY!

 

Advance Australia Fair... by Aviatora 6-02-03
Somewhere in Iraq during the war... Crikey! An Iraqi! PUT YER HANDS UP, SADDAM! I am not Saddam! This is my farm! I am but a humble peasant! AND one of your allies!	Struth, you lot all look alike to me! As you Westerners do to me, I assure you.	After ten minutes of awkward silence... Very well. But don't let me catch you loitering around here again... Hmmm, where did I leave that boomerang? Australian! Only could've been Australian!

 

Advance Australia Fair... Part II by Aviatora 6-02-03
Elsewhere, Australia's finest debates its participation in the war on Iraq... Bonza Cobber	Tie me kangaroo down sport Struth	Inevitably the discussion becomes irrational... Crikey Fair dinkum?

 

The Adventures of George Dubbya Part III by Aviatora 6-02-03
President George W Bush is guided around post-war Iraq by a lackey... And this here desert is known locally as "Qued Jafah", Mr President. What's that mean in American?	Err... I believe it means "Valley of the Anti-Christ", sir.	I believe I may buy some land here...

 

Advance Australia Fair... Part III by Aviatora 6-03-03
Australian troops intercept an Australia-bound ship containing Afghan refugees... Welcome to the Lucky Country. Oh, praise Allah! Will Australia grant us asylum?	You'll be given the same generous treatment here that our Aboriginee's recieve, mate. Finally, we have escaped from misery!	Later... Welcome to the "Lucky Country"... Oh, bugger!

 

Hallelujah! by Aviatora 6-03-03
One day soon, in Heaven... The time of The Judgement is here. ArchAngel, you shall lead the offensive against the sinners. As you will, my Lord.		Make those Americans suffer. Of course.

 

The-Had-Such-Great-Potential-But-Failed-Miserably-Strip... by Aviatora 6-03-03
On an Earth-bound alien space-craft... Are we there yet? No.	Are we there yet? NO!	Are we there yet? This joke sucks. I'm leaving.

 

Untitled by Aviatora 6-03-03

 

Advance Australia Fair... Part IV by Aviatora 9-03-04
What really went down at the US-Australian free-trade talks... ...So we agree then? Sounds fair, George.	OK. So Australia will contribute troops to every war the US engineers... And in return, you lot will pretend to be our friends.	Uuuuhhh.... You don't happen to have any oil reserves do you? For the fifteenth time! NO!

 

God Defend New Zealand ...Please! Part I by Aviatora 9-03-04
Prime Minister Helen Clarke lobbies for the Maori vote... What will it take for you to vote for the Labour Party? Honour the Treaty, cuz!	No, seriously. What do you want? Anything... Just honour the bloody Treaty!	I could raise raise the dole... Choice! I'll meet you at the pub.

 

God Defend New Zealand ...Please! Part II by Aviatora 9-03-04
New Zealander Hemi "holidays" on Bondi beach in Sydney, Australia... Oi! Oi! Kiwi! How'd you know I'm a kiwi, eh?	Ya jandals. Ya arsehole.	Fuck, I hate kiwi's. Fuck, I hate Aussies.

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