All comics by Banjo

 

The Shame of War by Banjo 6-22-03
teh guy wuz fukn dead, 4 reel! here is a jon dere letter 4 u, k fukoff now k, i 8 it	TEH DRAMA UNFOLDEDED 4 liek an hour n shit d00d, ure brother is teh died in World War 133 odarn, give me his dogtags 4 Fuk Sakes	BUT TI WAS 2 LATE! okewl okewl

 

Don't try to impress your friends. by Banjo 6-22-03
Teh Officer was arrest me ono, i hopes tehy dont find my stash look buddy, we are go downtown to arrest u	Back at teh precintct, with his pratner! did u find my stash, guy? no srry u ken go coz ure paperclip	Teh Bum wuz just in TIME! So i shots teh fat cops in teh peen u aint bad, i wears teh nike, 4 reel

 

Crucified for the right reasons by Banjo 6-22-03
teh Jesuses were liek cellmates ohi jesus, wut u in 4? i drew a picture of teh most evil thing on teh planet	ONO JESUS, WHY U DID THAT? ono!! how evil could it be? beyond EVIL!, here, i show u, guy	HERE IS TEH PICTURE! ure shoe is untied, be careful, m8 thx

 

Recycling of Souls by Banjo 6-22-03
Tehy just culdnt believe it! I can't believe i wuz reincarnated as a skelton! 'n a 70's pr0n star!	Teh BOMB BLU THEM UP, K? ono! now i m a animals i no! im a fish now FFS	Lief wurks in mystery ways! wts, im a skelton again my bewbs r liek fukn on teh ground, m8

 

For Digger by Banjo 6-25-03
Banjo tells Digger she loves him in their giant robot throw up factory. Digger agrees. GRAAAAAAA KeUSudh!!!!! Glug gloid	The factory explodes. o NO! !!!GRAAAAAAA$%@KeUSudh&%$^%@!!!!! !!Glug^%$%gloid@$#!!	unharmed, they buy a door. Banjo thinks its nice. Digger agrees GRAAAAAAA KeUSudh?? Glug gloid!

 

ADD by Banjo 6-26-03
o my god! That stick figure dude is robbing my home!		King Me

 

Pirates and people and phones and monsters and motion blurs. by Banjo 6-26-03
Awright! Balonga and Telephone Cords!! i peed my pants a couple times... yarg?	Gaww Where'd my stupid sammitch go? gaww.. GAWW! dyke!	Yaarg! I cant believe you peed your pants again.. Yaarg! yarg.... yarg? dyke!....... yar....g

 

Untitled by Banjo 6-26-03
Yeah lets go play legos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woo yeah hoo hoo!!!!!

 

whathe by Banjo 6-26-03
There once was a hungry thing I want to eat your purple blazer I guess you cant because my hands are stuck on my hips. see?	But she said no I think I broke my arm I have a red vest. Come back later	So I killer her I fuckin ate way to many fire ants When Im done chewing on my neck, can I touch your red skirt?

 

holy moly by Banjo 6-28-03
Just when they thought... o no! You've found me! I found you. I have your lock	but then.... no. not now. feeding time.	oh what the hell she thought bandaid la la la.. kitchen me too!

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