All comics by BigBoss_Inc

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Freaking Jew...
That wasn't very nice.
You're still a freaking Jew.

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Jesus showing Little Janie his new Fire skillz.
Shucks, I dunno about this Jesus, you sure it's safe?
Don't worry, I'm Jesus. lol
SHAZAM!
Sorry, my bad. lol

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Jason's complaint
Waiter, there seems to be a fly in my soup, I don't mean to be bitchy but I paid good money for this watered down substance that I don't even need since I'm a walking corpse that kills horny teenagers
Sir, there seems to be no fly in your soup, you don't even have any soup at all.
And why the hell not? What kind of service is this anyways? Clearly my soup should have been here by now!
Sir, you never ordered any soup. Now excuse me, I have more important customers to attend to.
30 seconds later...
You sir, just lost a customer.

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
So you're a robot huh? Can you do magic like me?
You damn skippy, hippy! I dunno about the magic thing but I'll try.
Wait! What?!
I should warn you though, my magic doesn't work well with others.
It's ok, I'm Jesus. lol
Whoa, I'm terribly sorry about that

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Howdy, you the zombay that killed Mordecai aren't you? I best reckon it's time for a whoopin.
Braaaaaaaaains!
Wonder Amish Powers, ACTIVATE!
???
....

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Huh!?
Oh my god! What the hell!?
YES! It is I, your new god Satan released from hell! Here to bound your sould to an eternity of agonizing pain and suffering MWAHAHA!!!
Don't hurt me please!!!!
Satan spares no one! All will bow donw to the almight wrath that is-HUH? What in fucks sake is with your head!?!

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
A sudden flash engulfs the girl in intense pain.
AGGH! My skin, it burns!
What the hell!?
It's none other than Jesus to save the day! lol
TA-DA! It's me, Jesus. lol
Shit! Oh hey Jesus, I was just about to leave...
The end?
Wait, before you go, what was with that girl's head anyways? lol
I was just about to ask you the same thing...

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Somewhere in an alternate dimension...
lol
What happend!? Where am I!? Someone! Anyone! HEEEEEEEELP!
Jesus appears...
It's me Jesus.lol Ever see the Matrix?
Yes, but why!?Jesus what's going on!?
Jesus cashes in on humanity's favor
Well I'm taking over your body just like Agent Smith, so I can exist as a living form on Earth, while your concious remains here for all eternity. Nice head by the way. Cya. lol
WHAT?! NO, WAIT!

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
The final showdown.
You feeling lucky punk? lol No seriously, you suck. Hey look, it's Paris Hilton!
Shit! Where!?
Jesus Defeats evil once and for all.
SHAZAM! lol You gullible bastard. Say hello to a friend for me. lol
ARRRGGGH!
Somewhere in an alternate dimension...
SOMEONE HELP! Please! Help me get out of here!!!
Oh STFU! The last thing I need right now is some little girl with a deformed head bitching for the rest of eternity.

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
Inside Coral Prison...
You know, being a tiki god can be pretty nifty.
Hmm, how so?
Why the hell should I spend my precious time explaining it? I have better things to do.
Hey you brought the subject up.
A few minutes later...
Hey! Don't knock it, until you try it.
It says here that Tiki Gods have the uncanny ability to convince pineapples into having sexual intercourse.

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
You know, I just had a thought. You're a goat.
Brilliant deduction, what's your point?
Goats aren't supposed to talk!
Neither are douchebags, but there you are flapping yer yap.
Why are we in a bedroom?
Dunno, but I'm sure the animal rights activists are gonna be pissed when they see a man alone in a bedroom with a goat.

 

by BigBoss_Inc
2-21-05
General I don't think we should go ahead with the attack, I mean, we're way outnumbered
Son, what in God's name are you talking about you coward! You want you go crying home to your mama don't you? Retreat is not an option soldier! We must hit them full force now!
According to these reports, there's an estimated 7,837,284,398 hellspawn opposing our infantry which is like 2. You and me, Sir.
Son, what in Sam Hill's name are you talking about?! Generals do not go into battle! They sit in Guatamala sipping margaritas while the infantry gets mercifully slaughtered by the enemy!
Back in Hell...
Ugh, are they trying to take hell over again? When will that damn insect stop?
I dunno but the last infantry he sent wasn't even armed...

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