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by Blank
9-10-02
OWIE...these pointy things in my hands hurt a LOT!!!
Wow, seems like you're in a lot of pain. Do you really think its all worth it?
hmm...you have a point there....
I mean, this is supposed to symbolize you forgiving everybody for their sins right? Well all of mankind is just going to keep sinning as soon as you finish dying and all you know.
I suppose you're right after all! Ok, now come help me down so i can revoke all good things I have ever said about Christianity!......hello?...HELLO?!?....A LITTLE HELP?

 

by Blank
9-10-02
Whew, your back. Care to let me down now?
I just thought of something...Well...what if a bunch of Germans decide that they're more right than anyone else, which seems to be a common belief of Christianity...
...and what if they decided to kill a bunch of Jews? I mean, wouldn't that be kind of your fault? Not like anyone cares about Jews or anything. But like, there was no supreme religion before you...
.....what are you talking about?......and why are you a squirrel?
so this whole...massacre of stupid Jews is, in a way, ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

 

by Blank
9-10-02
ATTENTION ALL OF MANKIND! I AM JESUS, BUT I AM NOT ACTUALY THE SON OF GOD...IN FACT, EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER SAID IN MY ENTIRE LIFE...
...ABOUT CHRISTIANITY, MORALS, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE....IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO FORGET IT....AND OH YEAH, THERE IS NO GOD...now would someone please help me down from here?
....fucking jews...

 

by Blank
9-10-02
(a couple thousand years later)
Oh man, its a good thing Jesus revoked what he said. If he hadn't I may not have been able to kill you without the guilt!
But why would you kill me? I was in fact the one who persuaded Jesus not to go through with the whole religion thing!
HAH! You must doubt my knowledge...it is said he was told to stop by a SQUIRREL, which you obviously arent!!!!
.....nobody is supposed to know about my polymorphing skizills!! AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAH! Suicide is the only answer!!!!
...i bet he was jewish....fucking douche-tard

 

by Blank
9-10-02
Woah! What happend?!? Last i remembered those arab guys took over the plan and we were about to crash into the WTC...and now time is frozen..?
Well obviously, this is one of those 'stop-time-and-think-for-a-sec' dealies...now think before you die
I get it....I dunno, this is kind of a shitty way to die...I mean, i bet something like this could kill thousands of people and bush will probably start a god damn war about it!!!
Yeah tell me about it...and a year from now, they'll still be marketing off of it. You know, like increasing the prices of flags tenfold, and they'll all pretend they were ALWAYS patriots!!!
AAAAAAH!
Times up....now DIE

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