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by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Victory was his at last.
Yo BumSpud, who'd you flame today?
Haha, some dumb newb named "Coleslaw".
LOL, good one, though I think I've heard it before. How did you destroy him?
I totally knocked him on his ass over his use of ellipses!
Woah. So that must have made him weep in misery, huh?!
No, the real deathblow was made when I told him he can't flame! OMGWTFLOL!!

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Meanwhile at Wiggers Anonymous...
Hello everyone. My name is B-Rap. This is my cat, Miss Tinkles.
Huh? What's that? Oh! Right!
Listen up crackas, this is the B-Rap communicatin' so shut yo mouths an pay attention. This ain't no kindergarten up in here, this be some serious shit, yo? So don't be dissin', snoflakes.

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
In a secluded clique that does not exist -
Afternoon George. It looks as if you have a customer.
Eh? Oh it's only that spoiled brat, Bonesaw. He really is quite a bore, don't you know?
He's got a point though.
Hardly a challenge for us veterans, wot? I can only imagine his views on world affairs, TDM, old sod!
Oh aye. I've a notion he doesn't even know the world is spherical in shape!
Love, I do wish you'd think before speaking. You know altogether how I abhor facts!

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Hey! Aren't you that Bin Ladden dude?
What? Oh good golly no, my name is Habib.
Bullshit, you're a dirty terrorist and I'm going to do the world a favor!
We have all kinds of flavors at my ice cream stand.
Hmm, come to think of it, you can't be the guy. He's taller and his beard's longer. Sorry to bother you, man.
Want to buy some anthrax?

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Alien cockroaches invade Alabama.
Take me to your leader at once, simian.
Simian? What's a simian? Mah name's Earl. Ain't never seen a talkin' cockaroach afore.
Um. Take me to your leader...
You mean old G. Dubya? I reckon he'd be amighty pleased to sees ya, talkin' cockaroach.
................
Hey, you wanna grab a beer and tell some jokes fer mah buddies?

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Meanwhile at Freedom Talk Dot Com.
Hey Bonesaw, whatcha doing?
I was thinking about how to kill someone, if you must know, Gobshite.
Oh my he's good looking in this light!
Axe or chainsaw... Axe or chainsaw...
I'm gay.
Axe it is.

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Meanwhile, in Jolly old England.
This is great. I've never been to a meeting like this before.
Oh sure BumSpud, the National Foundation for Sufferers of Asinine Assumptions meets twice a year.
How exciting. I don't get out of the house much, maybe I'll make a new friend today, or even better, a good flaming opponent!
Uhh.. I'm not sure what you mean. Maybe you're in the wrong room.
Well we're all going to interact over computers and in complete anonymity, right? How bad can it be?
Hey, you look like a real asshole. Get ready for pain.

 

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Meanwhile, at Brawl Hall.
Hey Bonesaw, great match. I'm a little irate though. You shouldn't put down archive material, it's very undignified, you realize.
Aww. He's melting down..
After all, it's in there for a reason. My, but those were good times, writing all that and getting so many a pat on the back. You'll get there someday too, you just have to...
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah..
Woah, I think someone just posted. Maybe it's another challenge! I'll beat my balls on a drum if it's Karen, hot damn!
What would Jesus do?

 

by Bonesaw
11-10-04
Meanwhile, outside Freedomtalk Dot Net
This is gonna be whack. All this time in the game and I finally get to teach what I know.
Best part is, these kiddies are real dumb, so it won't be a problem getting them to eat right out of my hand. Heh heh. Ah, victory will be mine!
Yo bitches, I'm your new lord and master, the man with the plan, SHADES! Get ready to learn some proper flaming technique, morons.
Hey! Did you guys hear something?

 

by Bonesaw
11-11-04
As for Bonesaw, I think he has met his match. Trolling him to think you're completely ignorant has worked like a charm, old boy!
Oh aye, I wish we could have seen the look on his face when I said that one blatantly stupid line about ... why George, I do believe you have another customer.
Hello there, my name is Mountain Doobie, but you can call me dickless. I'm here to save you guys!
Eh? We don't need saving, you festering pile. We can handle our own brawls, if you don't mind. Now shoo!
Oh, but you haven't seen my backpedalling and complete meltdowns yet. Shall we compare? I'm always willing to prove someone inadequate at sucking ass.
My, but you do have a point, n00bish one. TDM, break out the liquor, it looks as if we have a new member to add to the clique that doesn't exist!

 

by Bonesaw
11-12-04
Meanwhile in the nonexistent clique.
Hello, TDM old chum, I haven't seen you in days. What have you been doing in here?
Oh! George. Don't sneak up on me, my nerves are shot. Did you know that sightless only means lacking sight, and that lacking only means deficient?
Right. Well surely deficient means "completely" devoid, eh? And of course that is it's primary definition?
No! That's the problem. I didn't research my grammar before I opened my mouth and now I'm doomed to look foolish in front of everyone!
Well you needn't worry. Mountain Doobie is there to back you up, right?
*SOB*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Bonesaw
11-13-04
Well, well. If it isn't Calliope! It looks as if you haven't posted to my glorious thread yet. You are such a daft cow, do you know that?
Screw you Neopunk. You've been stalking me for weeks now. What is your problem, besides major termite infestation?
What are you babbling about woman? I'm Irish. There are no termites here. St. Patrick chased them all off. Good God, and they made you a Reg?! It must have been coupon day at Brawl Hall.
You're such a dick Neo, I honestly don't know why I bother with you. You couldn't flame a fucking candle in an airtight room with a blowtorch, bitchboy.
I... I love you, Calliope.
And I you! Let us run away together at once!

 

by Bonesaw
11-25-04
Meanwhile, at Brawl Hall
Good afternoon Bonesaw, my owned gimp.
What do you want now?
Oh nothing much, just to boast about my superior skills in language usage.
Did you hear that?
Did you know that "and" and "or" mean the same thing when used in a sentence?
There it was again. It sounded like hysterical laughter...

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