All comics by ChalyGryffon

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I'm now 20, and no longer work at the cookie store. However, I still have many stories to tell from there, and so there will probably be intermission comics regarding those tales of ages past. Other subjects will be touched upon as I feel like it, in whatever manner I feel like writing about them, so if you're offended by my comics, please remember that you do have a "back" button, and don't flame.

The Second Coming

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

It occurs to us that some of you may be asking why we have returned. Others of you probably don't give a flying donkey's ass why we're back.

Therefore, I would like to answer the question (whether you want me to or not) regarding the subject. Why am I back?

Because I'm a sick, twisted woman that likes to watch people suffer.


	No, really. She is.

Misinformation Campaign

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

One day, while babysitting the neighbor kid...


	Chaly? Where do babies come from?


	Well, you see, it all starts when...

Two hours later...


	And then you wake up with a head of cabbage under your pillow, see...


	So, is that before the stork pokes the happy shrimp's eye with a gummy worm, or after the chocolates and the mommies watching Oprah talk about horseradish?

I Hate Musical Theatre Wannabes

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

Early One Morning


	Eh... can I help you today?


	Yes. I would like a half dozen sugar cookies, for I am a Musical Theatre student prodigy.


	While you serve me, keep this in mind: All actors must understand the reasons behind their actions. The subtext in their songs, one of which I feel coming on soon!


	So now I must think, "What is my motivation? What inspires me to support Capitalist America? Why, O vicious, vengeful God, must I eat these cookies? WHY!?"


	Because if you don't take them and leave my line of sight right now, I will personally give you a colonoscopy with these serving tongs.


	Point taken.

Games Muggers Play (1)

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

One day in Central Park...

Games Muggers Play (2)

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

The next day in Central Park...

Games Muggers Play (3)

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

The day after that in Central Park...

Games Muggers Play (4)

by ChalyGryffon
3-19-04

The last day in Central Park...


	HA! You messed up. Give me your wallet.


	DAMN!

FTC #28: Botox

by ChalyGryffon
3-21-04


	Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!


	Take me to your leader.


	Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?


	You know what we want...


	Antidotes for the Botox injections?


	FOR GOD'S SAKE, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO STOP SMILING SINCE TAKING THAT RIGHT AT THE CRAB NEBULA!

FTC 29: His Mousy Revenge

by ChalyGryffon
3-27-04


	Help!


	What's the problem little mouse?


	I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell


	I'll see what I can do about it.

That evening, in the alley behind 2nd and Main...


	Taste screamy sword death, feline fiend!


	Look, man, I said I didn't KNOW...

FTC 29: Murine Madness

by ChalyGryffon
3-27-04


	Help!


	What's the problem little mouse?


	I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell


	I'll see what I can do about it.

*poof*


	GASP No! The Rat King! He has returned!


	Hello, Clara... Your Nutcracker friend tried to stop me again. I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti. fthfthfthfthfthfthfth

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