All comics by ColieCutie

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by ColieCutie
8-22-01
Dear Applicant...The IRS will be visiting you in the near future...
Where the hell is my money?
ummm...
where did he go?

 

by ColieCutie
8-22-01
An innocent game of hide-n-seek...
1...2....3....4....5....
3 hours later...
9999...10000...10001...10002...10003...
100000000000 READY OR NOT HERE I...Damn....
COMING MOM!!!

 

by ColieCutie
9-08-01
Hi, This is Froony Bile with Channel 65 News.
The top news today, a chicken broke in a electronic store and stole a television set.
should of worn that goat mask..
If you catch this fiend, please contact Animal Control immediatly.

 

by ColieCutie
9-08-01
What science DOESNT know
I did it! I finally did it! I made the very first robot! NOW I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
What the scientist doesnt know wont hurt him(translation- i will rule the world with my army of robots!)
*bleep* *blurp* *tink tink* *wee*
MWAAHAHAHA! IT TALKS! I WILL RULLE THEEE WORLD!!! AAHH HAHAHHA!
(Translation:Shit..should of killed him after he made the army of robots)
*zap* *pwing* *currtup* *winng* *pling* *beep*

 

by ColieCutie
9-11-01
shit..isnt that..the world trade building?
yea..i guess it is
Look, we are landing!

 

by ColieCutie
9-11-01
terrorists bombing the US...weird..I thought we were the ones bombing other countries..
*music, dun dun dun da da da dun dun dun* Breaking news! Terrorists have been piloting planes and crashing them in major cities... more on this later...
A few hours later...
Whats this? "Give us all your gun powder and nuclear weapons or we will bomb you... Love from the Palestines" ahh there is a p.s. "P.S. Scratch the name...We are Anonymous Terrorists"
-_-'

 

by ColieCutie
9-13-01
Did you hear on the news? About the afganies laughing and cheering about what happened over here?
Yea, How rude was that.
Yea, that was so rude...
very
They passed out candy without giving me any!
woa...when did you learn to talk?

 

by ColieCutie
9-15-01
IIIIIII haaave coome tooo teelll yoouuu offf yooouuuurr fuuutttuuurreee
ok i guess..
Yooooouuu willll diiieeee iiiinnnn aaa govveerrrnnmmeeennntt siittuuuaattiioonn....
umm..ok..whatever you say...
A few days later...terrorists bomb the US..killing Gabe..
my job is done...

 

by ColieCutie
9-28-01
Oh..hello
I had fun today!!! I played games with my friends, I danced with my friends, and then i ate with my friends! Anndd then..I sat with them and talked with them!
well fine then..

 

by ColieCutie
10-07-01
I am running away today
what for?
I just feel like nobody cares anymore..just that they stopped liking me..i feel like i should run away to a deserted area and nobody would even notice i am gone..
but you shouldnt run away
goodbye cruel world...
weirdo..

 

by ColieCutie
10-25-01
Innocent Sharades
Its a 4 letter movie
I dont get it..
Ok try this one..Its a 4 letter object
I still dont get it...
Its something that all males have, but dont all use

 

by ColieCutie
11-20-01
Do to Technical Difficulties of your regularly scheduled program, I would like to inform you that a ducky infomercial will be placed on until that time.
Have you ever had that itchy burning sensation after sex? - Its called Indinoloscoploinueutsy syndrome. -With this new pill!
Yes. All the time. What is it? -Oh. How do I treat it? -OH WOW! *takes pill* mm CHERRY-RIFIC! ...wha....aahhh!!!!!! IT BURRNNNSS!!!
Hehe woops. wrronngg pill!

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