Grandma by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Aw, cheesy monkeys. WHEE! Grandma's coming to visit. My cerebrum hurts. How are we going to survive THIS trip? I'm already dumping myself in the trash.
Jason's Attack by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Okay...just on the count of three...one... Hello, Jason. Would you like some cookies? TWOTHREE! ...jason? Well then, there's no way to SCARE her... Jason, you're going to the mental hospital tonight.
Jason's Trip to the Mental Hospital by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Uh...I like to hurt myself, yeah. And your problem? SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS Sir, don't do that. Or, I mean, I'm a kleptomaniac, and I stole that nail and wanted to hide it. ...Sir, you need intensive mental care.
If first you don't suceed, you're probably screwed. by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Hello, sonny. Ach, now it's the moment of truth. NO-SENSE PICKUP HEADBUTT! This boy needs intensive care. I thought I just headbutted her.
Jason Begins Going Insane by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Days 1 and 2 No hammer, no nails... Hey, a letter from Grandma. Days 3 and 4 I'd rather be with Grandma... Hey, I have a knife... Days 5 and 6 I can't take it any more. Rock a bye baby, in a trash can...
George's Attempt by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Dear George, I have gone insane, bring me a cookie for the freshmaker. P.S. bring my hammer plz How am I going to sneak past Grandma...?
Interlude by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Stupid newbies, they said "NO PORN IN COMICS"...have they no taste? PREPARE TO DIE Hey! Why did you delete my background!? And where did my PC go!? I'm the author, jerk. And besides, my IQ surpasses yours. You have no choice but to be silent in my presence.
Computer Combustion by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 ERROR Dear George: ME R BILL GAETS PAY ME MUNNY FOR PC REPAIR Whoa, that was one heck of an error. Something makes me feel like it's time to look for Jason.
Hey Doofus, I brought the hammer by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Jason, what kind of idiot are you? From Mom. Even Mom hates me... 4 Weeks Later Did 4 weeks just go by? Jason, wake up. ...or not Thanks a lot, Grandma. I guess the brownies were okay... Hey, doofus. I brought the hammer.
Diary: Day 1 by DarkSquirrel6-12-03 Dark's Diary today and yesterday I don't have time to chat, Mega. I'm working. Dude man stop dude. Dude. IM me. Dude. I don't wanna go outside, Dad. I have work to do. WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK I'm finishing my game before I get my butt kicked by Tom. I SAID SLEEP
Jason's Failure by DarkSquirrel6-13-03 Well it all started with that hammer, and- Just take the hammer and bash some heads. NO-SENSE ATTACK EAT THIS GRANDMA Ugh...I got beat by Grandma bad... Jason?
Diary, day 2 by DarkSquirrel6-13-03 The day begins. I don't wanna play a stupid game, I brought my GBA for a reason. PLAY WITH ME At my cousin's all day. Rita, I want to play Animal Crossing now...please... How do you find a word, that means- ****! And today's grand finale. I'm going to my other friend's... SAVED FROM THE DUE DATE!
The End! :O by DarkSquirrel6-14-03 Hi, I have some important information. Just in, everyone in this comic strip died but me. And now I'm going to drive this nail through my head. So far I go braindead.
DONT HURT LED ZEPPELIN by DarkSquirrel7-15-03 The clown urges Jon into the machine! No...no... I'll give you a baloon dog! SUDDENLY ESCAPE OCCURS Wow, he's stupid... However, illegal narcotic clone testing was conducted any way. Don't hurt Led Zeppelin! We're just going to stick this cig in your mouth, and then clone you...
Life by DarkSquirrel8-03-03 Mr. Clippy, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Your search was: Mr. Clippy, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Answers: Look up data on "pop" POWER PUFF HORSE AWAY Mr. Horse, how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop? It's so hard to find answers in life. I'm so cooler than you! How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?