All comics by DarrenS

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Mr. Devil, you're fired.
Bitch, no one fires me.

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Why are you a baby sitter and an Easter Bunny?
Listen, just shut up until your parents get home.
200 more questions from the brat later...
What's your favorite food? What's your favorite color? Why do you have an axe?
Her parents will understand.

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Who's the next lucky, little guy to get a shot?
Why do they always run?
I give out lollipops too.

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
In conclusion, that's why big corporations, like the one you own, are hurting the environment.
Wow...
...you're fat.

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
It's our first official night married. What should we do?
I don't know. Discriminate minorities?
I was thinking of having sex, but that sounds better!

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Hey, want to see something really funny?
Sure.
Haha!
Oh, come on! Maybe this is why we hate each other so much. Ever think of that?

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Hey baby. Wanna come back to my place and do the wild thang?
Eww, no! You're a strip of bacon!
How about now?
Well, ok...

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
I think I should show you who your real father is. I'll shapeshift into him.
Wait...my dad's...a HOBO??!!

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Ted, you're such a great friend. You aren't like all those other pervert guys who only try to get in my pants.
I can't wait until I get into her pants.
Yes! She's gonna let me bang her!
Well, I'm gonna leave now. I have to study for a huge exam tomorrow.
What, we're not gonna screw? You disappoint me. Get out.
What...?

 

by DarrenS
1-26-08
Do you need me to get you anything while I'm at the store, honey?
Yes, I need a triple-alligned duck cloning device.
Okay.
And how about a social life?
I'll see if the electronics store has any in stock.

 

by DarrenS
1-27-08
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, and here we are interviewing the one, the only, JESUS! Can you show us one of your amazing abilities?
Sure. I'll teleport us somewhere.
Why are we in your bedroom?
Shhh..let's just walk over to the bed.

 

by DarrenS
1-27-08
Ugh, I'm terrible with kids. I'll just light him on fire and call it a day.
Ugh, I'm terrible with devils. I'll just teleport him somewhere and call it a day.
Jesus! Why are we in your bedroom?
Shhh..let's just walk over to the bed and everything will be fine.

 

by DarrenS
1-27-08
I'm sorry Gborek. But it's not going to work out between us.
Why?!
Because, because...
Because I'm an alien?!
No. It's because you're Jewish.
Oh.

 

by DarrenS
1-27-08
Hello, and welcome back to "Action News". There was a fire today in the city of Chicago. There was only one survivor.
Here is the survivor now. WOW! The firemen rescued you? WOW! Why firemen?! Why?! I have a black girlfriend!
Is she the one who lives on Maple Street?
Yes.
Oh. You don't have a girlfriend anymore. She's dead. I killed her.

 

by DarrenS
1-27-08
Hey honey. How was your day at work?
Horrible. I had to take a clown's life right on stage in front of a religious service.
Earlier that day...
It's not my time yet! I have to perform for the Christians!
Yes, it is your time. *sigh* Devil, I hate my job. You're coming with me.
Wow. This is the afterlife?
That's why it's called hell.

 

by DarrenS
1-30-08
Hello little girl. Do you need me to walk you home?
My daddy says to never talk to strangers! Good thing I'm on my period!
Wyyy-AH!

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