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by Dash4814
3-09-05
Skippy talks politics with The Clown
So you're saying that gays should NOT be able to marry?
That's right. But I think they should have some sort of separate institution.
But they'd have the same rights as married folk?
Right. It's separate, you know? But equal.
I wonder if Rosa Parks knows about this.
"Separate but equal"...hey, that has a nice ring to it.

 

by Dash4814
3-09-05
Does that hurt?
Yes.
How about now?
The things I do for these people.

 

by Dash4814
3-09-05
Skippy talks about Bush with a hardcore liberal
So what do you think of Bush's stance on--
BUSH IS A LYING REDNECK SACK OF CRAP AND SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!
Well, I guess we're done here.
Screw it, I'm going to Starbuck's.

 

by Dash4814
3-09-05
Skippy tackles the tough issues
So you're opposed to violence in all forms?
YES! Even when attacked! I do not believe in violence!
So if I took a baseball bat and beat you and your family senseless with it you wouldn't object or fight back?
I would try to reason with you and make you see the error of your ways.
And here I thought nuts only grew on trees.
Try stuffing ME in your cheeks, Rodent Boy!

 

by Dash4814
3-09-05
The UN is an outdated and useless organization!
If the UN disappeared tomorrow we would be better off!
Looks like President Bush's nominee for UN ambassador is ready for the job.
KOFI ANNAN EATS BABIES!

 

by Dash4814
3-09-05
...so, class, are there any questions?
Are you into that sadomasochism stuff?
Um, I really meant about the subject at hand.
What about scat? Pissing? Genital mutilation? Come on, throw me a bone here.

 

by Dash4814
4-12-05
I can't believe it. First Terri Schiavo, then the Pope. All in one week!
I know. It's tragic.
They both really meant a lot to me.
You knew Terri AND the Pope?
No, I mean the pool in gym class. I figured they'd hang on for at least another week, but Tommy's got some unnatural talent for picking that kind of stuff.
His mother must be proud.

 

by Dash4814
4-12-05
What's going on?
Well, Skippy asked some guy what he thought of raising the minimum wage. The guy said he opposed raising it because it hurt minimum wage workers. Skippy flipped out.
COME BACK HERE RICK SANTORUM!!!!!!!!! YOUR BRAINS ARE MINE!!!!!!
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
That isn't Rick Santorum.
That's my ex-husband, but right now Skippy doesn't know the difference.

 

by Dash4814
4-13-05
So Mitch almost cheated on Maria last night.
What happened?
He brought this girl upstairs and they started messing around, but check it out: he couldn't get it up.
Why not?
He kept closing his eyes and seeing Maria's face.
I've been using that method to kill boners in class for years.

 

by Dash4814
4-13-05
Sometimes...
Even though you didn't ask, I think you're kind of stupid.
Well I---
...you gotta set someone on fire in a comic strip...
Holy shit!
...just because you can.
EEEIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stop drop and roll, biatch!

 

by Dash4814
4-19-05
The problem of nerds and alcohol
Yes...*hic*...I feel as though I'm a bit intoxicated. The alcohol is interfering with my brain synapses.
But...I believe that last shot of vodka caused my leader *hic* to give up 3000 HP!
I am no longer l33t. *hic*
Why can't you just say "I'm fucked up!" like everyone else?

 

by Dash4814
4-22-05
I love how the forest smells after a good rain. It's so...alive...it's such a sublime feeling.
Yes. The moisture gets trapped under the canopy, thus preventing it from evaporating and leaving the aroma of decaying leaves and soil.
You know, you could take the magic out of Harry Houdini.
Magic is for the weak and gullible.

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