All comics by DekayingMind

 

by DekayingMind
4-26-04
Ok, Mr. Hotchkins, what makes you think you have what it takes to be in one of Mr.Dekay's comix?
Well, I've worked in comix such as Peanuts, Garfield, and Dilbert.
Very impressive, but why did you leave them?
The directors started getting angry at me eatting penises on the set
Ummm, We'll call you.

 

by DekayingMind
4-27-04
Hmm, lets see here extensive experience, no criminal history, great recomendations...
The only problem is that I don't know if we'd have much use for a ghost character.
I'm not a ghost.
Gross.

 

by DekayingMind
4-27-04
I'm sorry Todd, but you seem horribly underqualified and you didn't even bring a resume.
What on god's green earth makes you think I'd hire you.
I have downs syndrome.
You're hired.

 

by DekayingMind
4-29-04
Hello father, I've had a chance to read over your***
Now my son, I have to tell you that you must hire me for this comic series.
Ha, I'm sorry father but I can't hire you just because of your high status in the church.
No no, it isn't that.
Then why?
Because I'll butt fuck your brains out if you don't.

 

by DekayingMind
4-29-04
Alright, boys this is our first real comic so lets make this count! Scene 1 Take 1...and...action....
Hello there my son, what kind of crazy misadventures are you getting yourself into today?
You know, just raising a little hell.
Watch your tounge boy! If I hear those foul words come from your mouth again I'll molest you! You hear me?! MO-LEST YOU!
Waaaaa, I quit! =sob= sob=

 

by DekayingMind
5-03-04
Hey Jimmy-Boy! Hows it hangin'.
'Eh, I'm ok, but my consciousness has been ripping me apart.
Oh, you can tell me ol' Jimmy-Boy. Tell Uncle you're lil' problem.
I just fucked a sheep.
...Oh...

 

by DekayingMind
5-04-04
I Know, I know! I'm new at this and I'm not very good at it. I've tried so hard to do this kind of stuff for you guys the past few days, but I'm begging you please give me a chance.
I've done nothing to earn any of your respect or admirations. I've sat here for hours trying to make this perfect for you, my audience and panel of judges.
But its really hard to masturbate with all of you watching.

 

by DekayingMind
5-04-04
Two thousand years of miracles and grace and what do they do?! Put me in the goddamn basement! What the fuck am I suppose to do down here?!
Hot blooded check it and see, got a fever of a hundred and three...

 

by DekayingMind
5-09-04
Duh, I gonna make this the best monolog in the contest. It gonna be funny, and clever, and awesome.
Ill make it origenal and bend all the rules because rules are for stupids and i are creative.
Fuck, I've been working on this for weeks and it still sucks.

 

by DekayingMind
5-10-04
Son-of-a-bitch, fuckin' bugs are all over the damn house.
And I know just the thing to rid my pad of these bastards.
Fuck. Ok plan two...

 

by DekayingMind
5-11-04
Now for your favorite new comic series staring me, Charlie Brown!
The fuck you are! You can't go around saying you're 'Charlie Brown'. We'll get our asses sued off for copyright violations.
Ok. Hello kiddies I'm Mickey Mouse.
Fuckin' stop it. I've already been crucified I don't need a lawsuit.
You're fuckin' Jesus, man. Just banish Mickey and his little friends to hell if they fuck with you.
Ha! Ya right I tried doing that years ago and look what Disney did to me then.

 

by DekayingMind
5-17-04
Hey, Jesus, whats happenin'?
Just what the fuck do you think you're doing
Nothin buddy. Just seein' if you wanna hang out or anything.
No! Why are you dressed like me on a god damn cross!?!
Oh this, It was the only thing in the closet that was clean this morning. I have to do some laundry when I get home.
Asshole...

 

by DekayingMind
5-17-04
Hey Jesus. I just wanted to tell you that you suck balls.
Now thats no way to speak to the creator of the universe now is it?
Being religious isn't cool. All my friends say so, and convinced me that you're a doo-doo head. I'm not gonna be told whats right and wrong my some mythical babysitter my parents told me about.
Oh really...
In hell...
And thats the day I told myself; " Jeff, no more listening to Pantera."

 

by DekayingMind
5-18-04
Jesus I have something I must confess.
All of your sins will be forgivin in my eyes, my son.
Well...its kind of embarassing and well...well I wasn't in my right mind when I made my horrible decision.
Don't be ashamed everyone has done things that they regret.
I...I had sex with my sister last night.
Ew, you sick little fucker.

 

by DekayingMind
5-18-04
I know! I know! I'm repenting aren't I.
You still fucked your sister dude.
I don't even know how it happened. I'm so depressed and suicidal now. I don't know what to do with myself ::sob, sob::
Don't cry, I guess its not THAT bad.
I need a hug.
Don't touch me.

 

by DekayingMind
5-18-04
Is there any advise you could give me Jesus?
Well...Um...
...
...
Well...
No, you're pretty much destined for hell now.

 

by DekayingMind
5-20-04
Hello, Jesus, its me again, Dekayingmind.
Hello young one, what do you need?
Its just that recently you've been in alot of my comix and alot of people disagree with me putting you in them, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any advise?
What!?! Whos disagreeing!?! Little fuckers trying to take the spot-light are they? I'll show them.
What should I do?
Tell them to answer to me!

 

by DekayingMind
5-20-04
Jesus Christ! How can you degrade yourself to the point where you're putting yourself into mindless dribble like this?
Mindless!?! Dribble!?!
Yes, this makes all of us look horribly bad.
Huh?
By doing little cameos in some 18 year old shmucks comix, you may bring upon the end of christianity as we know it.
Oh my...I...I don't know what to say...I have to think about this for a few...

 

by DekayingMind
5-20-04
Ok, I've been thinking about this and I've come to a conclusion.
Yes?...
AAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!
Don't question my authority.

 

by DekayingMind
5-20-04
Well, I always said DekayingMind should be more politically correct.
Word.

 

by DekayingMind
5-23-04
Jesus, I'm having some hard times now and I've been praying for the last 6 hours. Why haven't you answered me?
Uh...I'm sorry...I was um... attending to some very important affairs...
No! I don't want some bullshit answer!
Look, I'm sorry, but I really don't want to talk about this.
Answer me dammit! Why weren't you there when I needed you!
I was on the toilet ok!

 

by DekayingMind
5-24-04
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Diarrhea...

 

by DekayingMind
5-25-04
Another comic, another day. Theres just one problem. I'm in need of a little inspiration.
Like what?
I dunno. A funny new family member, or getting involved with a member of the opposite sex, or me getting stuck in a bank vault.
Those are so cliche. Besides it'll never happen to you.
Better?
No...

 

by DekayingMind
5-26-04
A Priest, A Cigarette, And A Zombie Walk Into A Basement...
Hello Father, I'm here to bring down the system and I'm starting with the church. Care to suck ash and get cancer?
This isn't fair you're just a young man I can't fight you off.
Young!?! I'm 15 dammit and I'm gonna bring down the system!
Mmm 15...
Wheres my cigarette?
My cellar.

 

by DekayingMind
5-27-04
Hmm...I hate white folk...and I don't like people from Portugal...
WHAT!?
You can't say that kinda stuff on stripcreator!!!
What its not like I'm making fun of religion.

 

by DekayingMind
5-27-04
Does it look like I give a damn what other people say?
Stop saying shit about religion and other peoples morals we don't all have the same sick mind you have.
Look its just that in my opinion Jesus was sort-of a bitch. Mary wasn't even planning on having him, and I'm pretty sure the whole "pregnancy without even having sex" part pissed her off.
See? Thats what I'm talking about? Just calm down for a while.
What? Its not like Jews or Muslims are cool either.
Dear god...

 

by DekayingMind
5-27-04
Ok, maybe I'll try this whole 'calming down' thing.
Good, you'll please a whole lot more people that way.
I can talk about other things.
Like what?
Like how Republicans suck off elephants and Democrats rim-job donkeys.
Sick little fucker.

 

by DekayingMind
6-06-04
Sometime during the Civil War...
Hey man, is johns party out this way?

 

by DekayingMind
6-06-04
Muslim Christian Holy War!?! Fuck this! I'm outta here!

 

by DekayingMind
6-09-04
August 6, 1945...
Hiroshima...
This place sucks...

 

by DekayingMind
7-08-04
HA HA! THE SECOND COMING IS UPON YOU!
Oh god...oh no...it can't be.
Thats right, DekayingMind is back and better than ever! HAHAHA
No!!! Why must you do this? Why!?!
Hey, Fuck you, I'm Jesus I'll let whoever I want do whatever they want.
Geeze what an asshole. Hmm Jesus must have been a Catholic after all.

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