All comics by Der1331

 

by Der1331
5-01-03

 

by Der1331
5-01-03
hey little girl
yo jesus.
boo
AH>
ching chang wank
AHHHH!

 

by Der1331
5-01-03
Hello, How are you.
yo jesus.
boo
Hey whats up
as dog mouse moo
ching chang wank
spongebob

 

by Der1331
5-01-03
Hello, How are you.
yo jesus.
boo
Hey whats up
as dog mouse moo
ching chang wank
spongebob

 

by Der1331
5-01-03
Yo jesus.
Jesus is capitalized biatch.
What evAh j.c. Thats fucked up, so now you are a... LITTLE ASIAN GIRL HAHA JESUS
what the...
HAHA!
Damn clowns...

 

by Der1331
5-01-03
Yo jesus.
Jesus is capitalized biatch.
What evAh j.c. Thats fucked up, so now you are a... LITTLE ASIAN GIRL HAHA JESUS
what the...
HAHA!
Damn clowns...

 

by Der1331
5-01-03

 

by Der1331
5-03-03
m2m
mirror mirror lie to me
show me what i wanna see
t.a.t.u
this is not enougggh
russian lesbians russian lesbians, runnin through my head
haha. you are no longer happy
meesa jar jar binks
fuck you. i wanna be a squirrl

 

by Der1331
5-03-03
hi. my. name. is. regis. philbin. can. i. be. YOUR. millionare?
come on, robo regis, lets FIGHT!
Bring. It. On. Biatch.
dont call me no biatch regis
mwahahahaha i am reeeeegis
ow. why did you have do bit my ballsack. sorry regis!

 

by Der1331
5-03-03
spigot admires his artwork
Ahhhh. ze beuitful painteeng. ze est beautiful!
and spigot loves his artwork so much!
ze painteeng! azo! zo zo vondervool
Spigots painting....
i was painted by a... scientist. nonononono a painterist. i dont car cuz my song is fun. bee bee bee lalalalalala. un du trois . cest la vooooo
.................. rEdRuM! ReDrUm!. i was paiiiiiiinnted by a guy who speaks gay. the shinging is where jalallalalalbad is from. aso. coro. asanta sana squash bananananana

 

by Der1331
5-03-03
let us see how many al queada bonus points we can get!!!
al queerada bonus points???
yes. it is him who sacrafices his life to allah.. PRAISE ALLAH. gets the most al quada points!!!
yay! lets do it shal we!
Shit.

 

by Der1331
5-03-03
its sad how we are the rejects of stripcreator dot com
i know, we are like the loser bunch whom everyone just laughs at us and thinks we are jokes
noone ever uses us in cartoons, they use people like gabe. yuck
damn those strip creator people. and that poor blank backround!
o but u are asian giril... o u are
there. the two default carachters for stripcreator
wait, i go from being asain to a dumb blonde? hahahah why why why??? as long as im not the joke of society

 

by Der1331
5-03-03
hi. im alien man. i come to ... ummm
haha read the last panel silly. im outta time, just read it
Jesus wasnt white
shit biatch. look at me... LOOK AT ME. im WHIIIIITE

 

by Der1331
5-07-03
Yo jesus. hows things been goin?
Um... satan, i think you should just shut it and go to hell.
We ARE in hell you moron. and who the fuck drew you white? jesus wasnt WHITE!!!!!
Bullshit man. Look at me. i am WHITE. im white as rice on a paper plate on whipped cream in a snowstorm!!
Fine.... take THAT! Whos the white boy now? hmm? HMM??? And look at ME! im BLACK. black as a turd on a turd on a black turd thing!

 

by Der1331
5-07-03
Hey... im in an empty, dark room!
Haha, i wonder what this long stick is? lemme pull it in a jerking motion...
*eep*
Uh? what was that... i just got splashed with sticky stuff. o well lemme piss all over the place just for fun
O.... Shit!
Damn clowns....

 

by Der1331
5-07-03
Step 1: Realize the problem
I realize there is a police officer behind me.
Step 2: Attempt to talk your way our of it
Ah...
I realize my bad. I am sorry cop. I wont do it again.
Step 3: If all else fails, use the lighter...
Fuck.
Sucker.

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