All comics by DoctorP

 

The price of contraception by DoctorP 3-10-04
Wonna buy some condoms? No! I have taken a vow of celebacy. i am a ninja for truth and decency and you shall be punished harshly for your transgressions.	soooooo.. what exactly are you planning on dooing to me? well, first I am planning on fracturing your jaw, then blowing out your knee while snapping your arm in three places. Then I would end with a fatal roundhouse kick to the head.	That's right bitch.... Fuck you.

 

The joys of a roomate of a seperate sex. by DoctorP 3-10-04
Is that fish? What fish?	you know.. if your physically attracted to me just say so. Your making our agreement to no do 'anyhting' very hard to keep here. WHAT!! I'm not attracted to you. Where are you getting this shit? I'm not attracted to you, I am cooking xome soup however. hey! what are you incenuating about my cooking!!!	What the hell is this! Well you certainly seem to be cooking up 'something'. I mean.. MY GOD CLEAN THAT THING OUT!!!!

 

The outback by DoctorP 3-11-04
the fearless hunter searches for his prey, the elusive kangaroo	He was knocked out cold... oof	When he comes to his sences he finds.... That's right bitch! Fuck you.

 

Channel three = responability by DoctorP 3-12-04
Welcome to the channel 3 at 6:00 news. I'm John Haraldago... And I'm Cinthony Eolinari	The FCC is cracking down on profanity due to the Janet Jackson superbowl spectacular..umm I mean incident. We here at channel three will do everyhting we can to comply to the new standards.	Fu(Gee willicers)ck oh sh(cracky)it my Go(sh)d D(erned)amned Freaking)ucking mike is still f(reak)ucking on... Oh Sh(oops)it sorry about that.. I am suck a stupid bi(girl)th

 

Ninjas by DoctorP 3-15-04
eeewooooaaaaa nuck nuck nuck nuck	Oh	Shit.. eeeewooo... that's right bitch.

 

Worst thing to say after sex by DoctorP 3-16-04
	umm... Huston, we have a problem.

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