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by DoomKitty
5-06-03
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN...
It pains me so, but I am sorry chicken....
This butter knife as my only weapon... You will die chicken!!
3 HOURS LATER...
Damn you chicken... we will meet again!

 

by DoomKitty
5-06-03
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN
You may have gotten me last time, chicken... but I have learned.
You see, by driving this nail into my head, I will be endowed with magical powers...
DIE CHICKEN DIE!!!!!!!!!!

 

by DoomKitty
5-06-03
BOB vs THE CHICKEN
On my persuit to kill chicken, I must seek guidance from a higher being than myself...
Please, oh great teacher, tell me how to defeat chicken!
Ah, the prodigal son has finially returned

 

by DoomKitty
5-06-03
BOB vs THE CHICKEN
On my persuit to kill chicken, I must seek guidance from a higher being than myself...
Please, oh great teacher, tell me how to defeat chicken!
Ah, the prodigal son has finially returned

 

by DoomKitty
5-06-03
BOB vs THE CHICKEN
On my persuit to kill chicken, I must seek guidance from a higher being than myself...
Please, oh great teacher, tell me how to defeat chicken!
Ah, the prodigal son has finially returned

 

by DoomKitty
5-07-03
Sigh... Robot you are my only friend...
Ah, fuck... not again...

 

by DoomKitty
5-07-03
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN...
In order to beat the chicken, you must think like the chicken...
How's this?
Close enough...

 

by DoomKitty
5-07-03
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN
Perhaps a disguise would be better...
The sneak attack is always a good maneuver...
Alright chicken... your time is up!!!!!

 

by DoomKitty
5-07-03
What you see:
I love you....
What's really there:
Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, blah, blah, blah...
What to do about it:
Die Bastard!! Die! Die! Die! Muhahahahaha!!!!

 

by DoomKitty
5-07-03
Step 1: recognize the threat
Holy shit! It's a freakishly happy kid...
Step 2: Avoid eye contact, to prevent hypnosis...
AHHHHHHH!! Must... not... look...
Hi lady! See all the flowers, and bugs, and sunshine, and puppies, and isn't it all soooo pretty...
Step 3: If all else fails, remember your secret weapon...
I have a spork!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

by DoomKitty
5-08-03
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN
With this clever disguise I will finially kill chicken...
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN
Chicken your time has come!!!!!
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN
I will have my revenge chicken... Once I get out of this trash can...

 

by DoomKitty
5-08-03
...Clown senses tingling...
...Getting closer...
EAT SPORK CLOWN!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by DoomKitty
5-08-03
BOB vs. THE CHICKEN
Do not kill the chicken... The chicken is our friend...
What if I just lightly stab him?
Make peace, not nuggets...

 

by DoomKitty
5-08-03
Living with a geek can be dangerous to your health...
i r teh 1337 |-|4><0r1!1!1!!!!1
It could result in second-hand geekage...
i r teh 1337 |-|4><0r1!1!1!!!!1
What the fuck?!
And could even cause social death...
G0d d4mn 17...

 

by DoomKitty
5-08-03
Satan, why doesn't anyone understand us? We just wanna be loved like everybody else...
*Whimper*
It's all Heaven's fault... they give us a bad rep...
Hey! Hey, Earth! Hell SUCKS!
HAHAHA! Yeah! Hell... it sucks!

 

by DoomKitty
6-05-03
Armen...
I feel pretty!
Armen...
I feel pretty!
Has faced the wrath of Kath
ouch
MUHAHAHAA!!

 

by DoomKitty
6-05-03
Armen...
I feel pretty!
...
What's this?
THIS ONE'S FOR MITTENS!!!
Has faced the wrath of Kath
ouch
MUHAHAHAA!!

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