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by Frankandbeans
4-05-03
Why is it that people like us always have to get stuck having flat chests?
What a bitch.

 

by Frankandbeans
4-05-03
I hate my life.
Today we will be seeing what happens when a rocket explodes two feet from a chicken.
Why do I always have to do this shit? Why can't you blow up a duck or something?
...
Fuck...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-05-03
Some people have been asking Frank, the author of this comic, why it is that I seem to be appearing in many of his strips...
This could be due to the fact that Frank is obsessed with my insanely hot body...
Yeah, pretty much... -Frank
... or it could be because Frank is incredibly lazy and I just happen to be the first character in the pull-down menus in the strip creator.

 

by Frankandbeans
4-05-03
I'm so sick of unjust discrimination against Chickens! Frank has serious problems with his head. All he ever wants to do is put nails in me, blow me up, or fry me. I'm fed up.
I'm so sick of it in fact, that I've decided to leave. I'm going into the city and searching for my destiny as a film critic. good bye everyone.
hehe... You probably thought I wasn't going to be in this strip.

 

by Frankandbeans
4-05-03
I'm so happy! That fucking chicken is gone!
Dude, want a snackpack?
Haven't you heard all that shit about the chicken? He was accused of being a prostitute and drug dealer, so he ran away.
that's nice... I'm drunk on snackpacks.
I feel dumber for having made this comic... -Frank
what a retard... You can't get drunk off snackpacks.
Dude, you are aware that I can still read your "thought bubble"?

 

by Frankandbeans
4-05-03
Cigarette break...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-06-03
I wonder where a chicken like me can get a job... I need to get into the inner circle with Ebert...
Do you know where Mr. Ebert lives? I need to become a famous film critic...
hmmm... nope, don't know any "Mr. Ebert."
...
But there is a "Mr. Colonel" just down the road there...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-06-03
this is supposed to be me...
What the fuck!? Where the hell did that damned Chicken go?
He quit.
Well I need him to be in tonight's comic. Explain to me how that's going to happen without him HERE...
What?!? He said I had yummy looking breasts, so I clawed out his eyes! When do I get my phone call?

 

by Frankandbeans
4-06-03
Frank? What are you doing here?
I posted Bail. I'm taking you back to the comic.
But I don't want to go back.
Where could you go? You're a Chicken. What else could you do?
I want to become a film critic.
Smashing job...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-07-03
This is a two part strip...
Chicken, why won't you come back to the strip? We need you.
I'm treated like crap. You always want to blow me up or put nails into me or set me on fire...
...And that creepy asian girl does nothing but spread rumors about me being a prostitute and a drug dealer...
What... that's it?

 

by Frankandbeans
4-07-03
How about I offer you some sort of consultation position?
Really? What would I do?
Oh, just tell me what doesn't work...
Frank! This is NOT what I agreed to!

 

by Frankandbeans
4-08-03
Is Frank around? I think he wants to kill me again...
Why does he do this? Why does he want to kill me?
Perhaps it's because everyone else is completely willing to kill THEMSELVES...
I think he may anger management problems...
See?

 

by Frankandbeans
4-08-03
...
Hey Bob, what's up?
My girlfriend just wrote me this break up letter... She says she can't deal with the fact that I've got no nose.
Really?
I can't live anymore...
... I'm gonna go...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-09-03
Hey Dude, get your costume on! I wanna go get some candy!
Okay, hang on a sec.
Dude, Come on, get your costume on...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-12-03
hey, I just met this really awesome chic in this chat room...
"Chick?"
Yeah, she's really cool. She really digs me too!
Where is this "Chick" from?
I guess I should also explain that I live in northern Michigan...
Australia.
Freak...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-13-03
What's that smell? What on earth are you eating?!
Shark fins... they're great!
They smell disgusting!
Yum! Tastes like chicken. Wanna bite?
he he he...
Frank!!
Theeyy'rrre goood...

 

by Frankandbeans
4-14-03
What seems to be the problem here?
Tom's eating shark fins, and he told me they taste like chicken. THEN he had the nerve to ask me if I wanted "a bite."
Really?
Hey, Tom! Are those Original or Extra Crispy?

 

by Frankandbeans
4-15-03
!!!
Hey, Baby... Wanna integrate?

 

by Frankandbeans
4-20-03
Hey Chicken, can you come in here for a sec?
What do you want, Frank?
Thanks...
I hate my life...

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