All comics by Frosty

 

by Frosty
12-20-01
O Canada! What a desolate snowscape this place is. Why did we come here again?
We like Brad's web site so much that we want to boot him in the nuts and steal his wallet.
Oh yeah, I remember. I also want to boot his car with the Denver boot and throw bricks through his windows, to boot!
Ah ha, now I know all aboot your evil plans! KER-TRANS-FORM!
Canadians!
That's right! And now I'm going to put on my combat boots and give you a boot in the boot! I mean arse!

 

by Frosty
1-08-02
Monday
Dude, I couldn't help noticing that your pizza from Friday night is still sitting on the couch. Next to "Pop Bottle Mountain".
But the box lid is closed, right? It won't age properly if it's open.
Thursday
I'd throw out the pizza myself, but by now it's a matter of principle.
I'll take care of it, yo. Just let me finish this Starcraft campaign.
Saturday
Hey man, I went to Chemistry class yesterday. We learned that if you leave pizza out for long enough, the chemicals in it will turn to acid! So pizza will eat itself!
That might explain where the couch went.

 

by Frosty
1-15-02
We join our heroes high in the sky above the White House....
Uncle Sam has shot down our plane, but he can't stop the revolution! Everybody grab a parachute! Ready to jump on my mark! Cletus, put down that damn booze!
It ain't booze, it's Red Bull! It'll give me wings, so I don't need a parachute! Let's jump! Wheeeeeeee!!!
Tonight on 20/20: We expose the hidden connection between the Secret Service and Madison Avenue.
Not working, hunh.
If I survive, I'm suing.

 

by Frosty
1-19-02
Didn't they pass the "Don't Drown the Animals" Act last month?
Now you tell me.

 

by Frosty
1-19-02
Help me! I can't swim!
It's three feet of water. You can stand up.
Killjoy.

 

by Frosty
1-23-02

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