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by Gabu
5-06-04
Now the world shall know my power!
WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Note to self: get better guidance mechanism...

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Far out.

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Oh my Lord! It's our Savior, Christ Jesus!
I bow to your presence! How may I serve you?
SHUT UP AND GET ME DOWN.

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
I sure am glad my grandson showed me how to get on the Internet! The Internet is a wonderful thing!
Oh look, I already have an email!
From: ak9gf8gwdg89.com Subject: ENLARRGE YOR MANHOD!!!!!!! Body: BUY V|4GR$ TODAY OR NO OEN WILL EVER LIKE YOU!!!!111

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Man, being a hardcore thug is tough.
I need a change.

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
I tell you, goat, this world has got so many problems in it today, what with overpopulation, global warming, wars...
Why can't people just get back to the good ol' days of farming and tending to yer crops?
Eeeeeyep.
What exactly do you expect a goat to do about it?

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
What?

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Did you ever think about the fact that space goes on FOREVER?
INTENSE

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Peace and love, man... peace and love.
NO
THE PEOPLE'S ARMY MARCHES ON

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Dear Bill... I have-
It looks like you're writing a letter! Would you like some assistance?
wtf
It looks like you're getting a sledgehammer! Would you like some assistance?

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
Tum te tum...
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE RIAA. UNAUTHORIZED FILES DETECTED ON THIS COMPUTER. APPROPRIATE MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN.
Uh-oh.
Jerks.

 

by Gabu
5-06-04
PIP PIP CHEERIO MY GOOD CHAP!
MOIGHT YOU HAVE A SPO' O' TEA, GUV'NA?
what
COR!
I'm going over here now.

 

by Gabu
5-07-04
Old chap, it's a jolly good day out today, is it not? Shall we talk about the mysteries of the universe for our daily philosophical discourse?
Oh, indeed, I wholeheartedly concur, old bean. It is a great endeavor to do such an inspection of that which most take wholly for granted.
Oh, I say, is that camera not still on whilst we meant for it to be inactive?
I do believe you are correct!
AMERICAN INFIDELS!!! ALLAH WILL BRING JUSTICE TO THE INFIDELS!!!
ALLAH HATES AMERICAN DOGS!!! WE MUST HAVE JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Gabu
5-07-04
N, O, P, Q, R, S, T...
...U, V, W, X, Y Z!
I have come to the conclusion that that is an alphabet.

 

by Gabu
5-08-04
Potential-creating opener question intended to give the setup for the comic?
Response, often silly or sarcastic, to opener question, establishing the character of the second participant!
Comment made in order to set up the punch line for the third panel!
Question whose answer will be the punchline to the comic!?
Hilarious punchline that makes everyone rate this comic five stars!
Follow-up comment in addition to the punchline, intended to add to the hilarity.

 

by Gabu
5-08-04
If E = mc squared, why are fat people so lazy?

 

by Gabu
5-09-04
It all started when I was a little boy. As my fifth birthday approached, I grew more and more eager, wanting more than anything for it to come so I could celebrate it and get presents and cake and...
Uh-huh, right.
Five hours later...
...and then I thought that maybe the next day would be better but it wasn't so I went away for a week but nobody noticed my absence. That's why I'm now paranoid that the whole world is ignoring me.
Mmm, I see.
So can you help me?
Oh, were you saying something? I was drawing a picture of a bunny.

 

by Gabu
5-10-04
You know, if toast always lands buttered side up...
...and cats always land on their feet...
...then what would happen if we strapped a slice of buttered toast to a cat's head and threw it off a table?
Please step away from the cat.

 

by Gabu
5-12-04
MUST... GAIN... ONE MORE LEVEL...
Honey, you've done nothing but play that game for the past four months. I'm leaving you and taking the kids.
HAHAHAHA!!! SUCK ON THAT, MR. BOSS!!!!!
Sir, you haven't paid a single bill since last December. We're cutting your electricity.
MUST PLAY GAME WITH PSYCHIC POWERS
Final Fantasy XIII MMORPG: It'll control your mind and ruin your life, but you'll have fun in the process!

 

by Gabu
5-12-04
We are here live with Fred Durst for the unveiling of Limp Bizkit's brand new album!
Yo.
Now, I understand things are a bit different this time. Care to explain?
Yeah, man. That old stuff just wasn't working out for me. I need to express my soul, man.
Can you give us a sample?
Let me get the grand piano and candelabra.

 

by Gabu
5-12-04
And yeah, baby, yeah... I love you so much... I, uh...
Uh...
Give me a moment, man. I'm not used to remembering this many lyrics.

 

by Gabu
5-12-04
And yeah, baby, for real, man... yeah yeah yeaaaaaaah.
Yo.
In other news, Fred Durst's new album has outsold all of his other albums combined.

 

by Gabu
5-12-04

 

by Gabu
5-12-04
Quick! Resolve the Middle Eastern conflicts! I need material for my snow cones.

 

by Gabu
5-13-04
Public... Service... Announcement.
Remember, kids: don't search for "Public Service Announcement" on stripcreator.com or your computer will explode due to the number of results.

 

by Gabu
5-13-04
Now class, we're going to learn about the Second World War.
Do you know where Hitler came from? He came from HITLER'S ASS.
That doesn't make any sense.
Shut the hell up.

 

by Gabu
5-13-04
The Hitler Bible, Genesis 1:1: "In the beginning, there was Hitler."
Genesis 1:2: "And Hitler saw that He was indeed very hungry, and He did eat an inconceivable amount of atoms."
Genesis 1:3: "Then Hitler did taketh the Shit of the century and the universe did begin."

 

by Gabu
5-13-04
Genesis 1:26: "And on the fifth day of the Shit, Hitler did shit out a man whose image was His own into a Garden, and this man He did call Adam."
Thou art Adam.
Okay.
Genesis 1:27: "And Adam did play with the animals in this Garden, and he saw that it was enjoyable."
Yo.
Word.
Genesis 1:28: "But Hitler did see that Adam was lonely, so Hitler did eat one of Adam's ribs and then He did shit out a female comanion for Adam, whom He named Eve.
Hello.
I'm not gonna think about that one.

 

by Gabu
5-13-04
Genesis 2:10: "And Hitler did call upon Adam and Eve, and He did tell them to partake in fruit, but He warned them from eating of the Apple, for Hitler had not shat this out and thus it was evil."
Don't eat the apple.
Okay.
Genesis 2:11: "But Satan tricked Adam and Eve, and they did eat of the Apple, and it filled them with the knowledge that they had come from Hitler's ass."
FUCK ME
OH GOD
Genesis 2:12: "Thus Hitler did eject Adam and Eve from the Garden in shame, for they were not to know of their shameful origins. And He did shit out an angel to protect the Garden from re-entry."
I'm not gonna think about that one either.

 

by Gabu
5-15-04
Oh no! It's Hitler! And he just shat out Pandora's Box!
Hey, let's open it.
Oh no! It's Hitler! And he just shat out Pandora's Box!
Hey, let's open it.
Oh no! It's Hitler! And he just shat out Pandora's Box!
Hey, let's open it.

 

by Gabu
5-15-04
Why did the suicide bomber blow himself up?
I dunno. Why?
To get to the other side!

 

by Gabu
5-15-04
Hey. I'm sorry, but I must confess: I was the one who murdered your entire family, burnt your house down, and just now got you fired from this job.
Oh. Well, no problem.
I also ate the last donut in the break room.
You BASTARD.

 

by Gabu
5-15-04
HELLO PINK DONKEY!!!!!!
what
I WILL WRANGLE YOU!!!!!!!!!11
oh dear
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1111111

 

by Gabu
5-16-04
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Mr. President, this is not entirely what I had in mind when I suggested that you hold a press conference to address recent events.

 

by Gabu
5-17-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
NO. I HAVE COME TO LAUGH AT PUNY HUMAN WITHOUT FLIGHT CAPABILITY. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

 

by Gabu
5-17-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
He landed on the Wicked Witch of the East! We're saved! YAAAAAAAY!

 

by Gabu
5-18-04
HELLO.
THE AUTHOR OF THIS IS HORRIBLY BORED BUT BECAUSE HE IS AN ILLOGICAL PUNY HUMAN HE FEELS COMPELLED TO MAKE A COMIC SO YOU GET A ROBOT IN SOME CLOUDS.
THE PHILOSOPHICAL IMPLICATIONS ARE ENDLESS, ONLY NOT.

 

by Gabu
5-18-04
Hi there. As per the request for "Big Dogs Cock," I hope you're all ready for some hot, hot animal action.
Oh look, the rest of the group is here.
ENTIRE PANEL CENSORED

 

by Gabu
5-18-04
So remember kids, if you need something and decide to ask, "WWHAD?", just say no, unless you want to be like the Goatse man.

 

by Gabu
5-19-04
I AM A DRAGON!!!!!!!!11111
YUO AER A MEAN FACED LIAR SIR
OH NO!!11 IT IS A TIME WARP OF UNCERTAIN PROPORTIONS!!!!11
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM JESUS FOR SURE
OMFG A MOUNTAIN, WERE DID THAT COEM FROM!?!??!?!?!/1/1
PRAISE ALLAH

 

by Gabu
5-19-04
French
Yeah, I'll have the, uh... poo-lut... frihtt.
Je déteste les Américains baisant...
Korean
Hey, do we get a free Starcraft CD with each meal?
German
YOUR FOOD HEIL

 

by Gabu
5-20-04
Why Bronson, what a pleasant day it is, don't you think?
Oh, indeed, my good man, it is a very pleasant day. Crumpets?
Oh, I say, please! Simply delectable, those are.
Here, have some as well as a spot of tea on me.
I say, dear chap, wherever has the punchline gone?
I shan't rightly know. Ask biped.

 

by Gabu
5-20-04
DEATH!!!!!!!!
CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vote 5 kthx

 

by Gabu
5-20-04
Yo, lemme stop bumpin' dis dope shit fo' a sec to give a mad shout-out to mah main G, bilingual Charlie.

 

by Gabu
5-23-04
teh plane si goeng down
what
the plaen
it is a funny thing
all your engine failuer are belonge to thes plane

 

by Gabu
5-24-04
JOHN KERRY!!!!!!11111
George Bush.
Ah'm George Dubya Bush and I approved this message.

 

by Gabu
5-25-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
Hello, I'm live here on the scene where absolutely NOTHING is happening, proving once and for all that prophets of disaster are fucking retarded.

 

by Gabu
5-25-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
I FOUND A PENNY ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!!

 

by Gabu
5-25-04
Eureka! Tell the press! I've successfully analyzed the ENTIRE HUMAN BRAIN!!
Yes! Yes, you heard me correctly!
So you really know everything about the entire human brain now?
Nope, but I sure do put the "psyche" in "psychology"! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Gabu
5-25-04
Hey JESUSSANDWICH, the contest is over.
You BASTARD.

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