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by Grunk
7-07-03
I finally found a good paying job. And all that means is that I can't afford to Quit
I guess I sold my soul for material success.
Don't be silly. You didn't sell your soul...
Oh really. And Why is that?
Pawned it, maybe. You're too low to sell your soul.

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
Why do you think they made a margarine that supposedly tastes like butter?
What, that 'I can't Believe it's Not Butter' shit?
If they wanted to make a margarine product that tasted like butter, why don't they just make butter?
So they can sell it to consumers like you?
Do you enjoy making fun of me?
No, it just comes naturally.

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
Dude, you're mom is hot.
Whoa, man thats no way to talk about my mother! Thats just gross.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, you can say my mom is hot.
Your mom is a Squirrel.
HA! That's what YOU think.
You sure you don't have rabies?

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
Hey you know what? I can sing better than most of those fuckin bands out there right now...
I bet you could.
Therrre arrrre starrrs in the southerrrn sky...southward as you goooooo...
Please stop.
Ya have to add the extra 'rrr's, you know...Nelly styles.
Alvin and the Chipmunks got nothing on you, man.

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
ME MILO. ME LIKE YOU. YOU MAKE COGS GO FASTER.
Charming.
ME BOUGHT YOU OIL. ME DRANK OIL BY MISTAKE.
That is one way to get a girls attention....
*sob* ME SORRY!!!
No worries. It's getting better, tho.

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
That's not funny.

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
This is a public service announcement to everyone out there. That means YOU.
If you see something that looks good to eat, DON'T EAT IT! You'd be a fucking moron to shove it down your throat! You could get sick real quick and whats worse you could DIE!
So kids, don't be like my friend Jas over here and put something you don't know about in your mouth.
Fuck you man that was ONE time and I regretted it after, okay?

 

by Grunk
7-07-03
Aaanyway. Alot of kids were dissapearing in the woods. Real mysterious like. They thought it was like, David Copperfield...
In his stage show, he takes a llama, puts the llama in the box, spins the box around opens the box- theres no more llama! And you don't see that everyday, no!
One minute- llama here...llama gone...llama...no llama!! It just chills you to the bones!
You're funny.

 

by Grunk
7-08-03
Dear Jas: My best friends sisters boyfreind saw this guy who knew a girl who took this kid for ice cream, and they saw my boyfriend kissing another girl! I know these people are reliable sources...
...so what should I do? Thanks for your help, Slightly Paranoid.
Well slightly, all I can really tell you is that you lost me at My.

 

by Grunk
7-08-03
Well this is another public service announcement.
Don't do drugs. Because drugs are bad. So if you do drugs, you are bad. Bad is bad. Good is good. Good good, Bad good.
Um, I did have a real point to make....
Dude, we are so trashed right now...

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