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by Heid
6-02-05
DIY Tips #12
Now...."gently tap end of nail with hammer"
Really?
s'what it says
I...what?!
Like this?
Says "shelves" here but it may be a misprint

 

by Heid
6-02-05
The morning after the stag do:
*YAWN*
What the....
........Here I come Hell
Haa haa! On a plank of wood....genius
Oh funny prank guys!

 

by Heid
6-02-05
...I.....I love you
???

 

by Heid
6-02-05
So there I am at home, right, minding my own business when-
-I'm gonna screw you 'till your lungs collapses
I'd chase her but....ya know....

 

by Heid
6-02-05
*TAP TAP TAPPY-TAP*
KNEEL BEFORE MY PRESENCE!
What'd you say mum?

 

by Heid
6-02-05
Did you....
....
...what?!
...nevermind
COME BACK! PITY ME!!

 

by Heid
6-02-05
I was taking notes first!
Nu-uh! I was here before you!
Well you're not my friend anymore!
GOOD!
*GRUMBLE GRUMBLE*
What'd you call me?

 

by Heid
6-02-05
Anytime ya wanna give me a hand here.....that'd be great

 

by Heid
6-05-05
Cure for cancer? NO! Big ugly dinosaurs...
I made a big fuck-off dinosaur island and stuff!
Excellent! I see no obvious dangers here
Inevitability kicked in....
*STOMP STOMP*
ROAR etc.
They flee...
I don't like this anymore
....I'm Dino chow aren't I?

 

by Heid
6-05-05
Day...
Yay woods!
Night...
Holy shit!....rocks!
Day...again....
We be lost

 

by Heid
6-05-05
I hope he doesn't hump my face
Later...
Look what his facehumping did to me! YOU OWE ME CHILD BENEFITS YA BASTARD!
Later still....
There needs to be a new word for "vulnerability"
I hope she doesn't kick ass

 

by Heid
6-05-05
Man this video sucks....not a single nipple-slip shot
Much story developing ensues....
Awww when do I come in?
Whoa....even my nosebleed is tedious
Till finally...
Hmmm...he died with his mouth open. What a fuck tard. Think I'll go pirate that video and flog it for dope money.

 

by Heid
3-05-06
hey kids! Smoke me. Smoke me if you want a tumour!
Smoke me if you want to die, coughing and spluttering out charred bits of lung!
I'm all for anti-smoking campaigns....
Heid: Oh how I miss you muse!
I will kill you!
.....but I think they could make them more truthful by not having a giant cigarette present them.

 

by Heid
3-05-06
Oh how I adore stripcreator.com.
It's such a relief for people like me who's talent for drawing is akin to Steven Segal's talent for showing any emotions besides mild constipation.
Now I can create thought-provoking yet amusing comic strips with little to no effort
YAY stripcreator!

 

by Heid
3-08-06
A new arrival to the company...
Well kid that's everything. Any questions do far?
Yeah. What happened to the guy I'm replacing?
Oh, we buried his feet in concrete and drowned him. Then we ate his dog.
Heh. You're funny.
"Yes.....funny.....you just keep telling yourself that."
*GLUG*

 

by Heid
3-08-06
So, how ya getting on?
Oh fine fine. Boss seems decent I guess.
So....you're not at all concerned about the sudden disappearance of the guy who used to work in that exact spot?
Hey, his loss my gain I suppose. Heh.
Yeah. I give him a week.
Is that blood on my monitor?

 

by Heid
3-08-06
Internet dating in real-life scenarios
Hey Derek.
A/S/L?
Asl? What the hell is "asl"?
LOL!
Stick to Hentai porn ferchristsake!
"Lol" is it now?! I'm gonna go take a dump and drop it in your coffee.
The Internet has failed me again!

 

by Heid
3-08-06
Based on true events...
Hark! Mine bowels art fulleth. Hurry to yonder back door and open it kind sir.
Yeah one sec, I've only just got in from work.
Hark! Mine innards cannot take it no more. Mine feces be evacuating. Kindly watch your shoes.
No....NO DON'T!
So close.....
Lo! Some toilet roll and a plastic bag. Here thee go.
There is no God!

 

by Heid
3-08-06
Will someone please design a background with a coffee machine / water cooler in it?!?
Hey. Seen the new guy?
Who is it this week?
Name's Derek.
Oh...him.....he's an arse.
You think everyone's an arse.
But I think everyone's a- Bastard you got there before me!

 

by Heid
3-08-06
Hey. Sorry about freaking you out earlier. It's just I'm usually über suave when it comes to introducing myself on Internet chat rooms to hot females...
.....already I'm moist.....
...but seriously......I'd, er...like to get to know you. Would you, I dunno, at some point, maybe like to...
...the next words out of your mouth best be "kick me in the groin."
I think my blood-stained desk would be a safer haven.
Your quick 180° turn suggests I am incorrect to biblical proportions, yes?

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