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by Iml_91
1-23-03
Idiots of nature
Why the heck are we here!?
Buzz.
Idiots of society
Stoopid.
Loozar.
When both idiots collide
Buzz.
Loozar.

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Howdy.
WhAt Is ThIs HoWdY yOu SpEaK oF???
It means "Hello".
HeLlO jElLo! ChEeSy MaCaRoNi!
3 years later...
Ok... You're definitely bound to be in a freak show soon.
PhReEk ShOw YuMmY? mE lIkE yUmMy.

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Ok...
We play Neopets.
Asians hack Neopet accounts and get great ideas.
Do you really think Adam Powell would approve of that?
Neopet idea #1:
NeoLick.
Does Neopets NEED a janitor?
He's Idea #2. We call him "NeoJanitor".

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
A typical day on Neopets...
Damn fire.
*boop bleep!* You lose 230000 Neopoints to a blazing fire
Woohoo!
*BLEEP BLEEP* A blazing fire deposits 230000 Neopoints next to you
Meanwhile, somewhere that you aren't
I hate this. My computer blows up RIGHT when I find out about Neo-freaking-Pets.
What the heck is a Neofreakingpet?

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Um...
Blah?
Blah!
Ok...
Blah....
Blah.
Blah. I guess.
Blah!?
Blah???

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
I think i should grow a beard.
You? Grow a BEARD? Dude that's freaking funny!
GRR! GO TO HELL YOU JERK!
I was joking.
Uh... Uh?
BECUASE OF YOUR HIDEOUSLY DISFIGURED EYEBALLS I SENTENCE YOU TO 20 YEARS OF WATCHING BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Welcome to Stick City. The civilians are idiots.
Building my house... Dum dee dee dum...
Be smart. Stand here like an idiot. Choices.
We 1337 Asianz H4xx0rz into yor comic! LOL
Yeah we H4xx0rz
I'm sorry I had to do that...
D00D U SUXX0RZ!

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
We appear as a default on Stripcreator.com
Hey, I thought you said we were going to be strippers.
We stand here like corpses, letting you place text over our heads. We never see WHAT it says.
I can get undressed. It tickles.
Shut up, you idiot. Strip means COMIC STRIP!
So I can strip in a comic? Cool.

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
BURN.
Jeez, even YOU can't hurt me!
GAH, WHO ARE YOU?
A guy that can warp us to some other place, as in... HAPPY FIELD LAND!
DAMN YOU, SUPER SQUIRREL!
Hah! Even the mighty Satan cannot withstand the power of cute thingamajigs! Hmm... I like that word. Thingamajigs. Hehe. Thingamajigs...

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Yup, they're default.
We are the default children when you make your comic.
Bow down to us!
Uh... 1/2 default?
You are a fool! I, the great "NailInMyHeadOhMyGod" shall destroy you!
Bring it, stick boy.
Hey! Why do I sit here in a yellow bar and not get potato chips! LEMME OUT!!
What are we here for?
Dunno, something about "invading". Hey, wanna get some potato chips and watch "The Matrix"?

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Build stuff, Mmm... Build brain in hollow part of body.
Potty. Not potty? Oopsies I made doodie in imposter potty.
ABC DEF $%^GT WXY and Z.. Potty.
ME HATE BRAIN IN HOLLOW PART OF BODY!! ME SLASH IT!!
Poor little children, you also lost Smart Points.
Dude, why did you make your guy say "potty" while he was learning? He lost a Smart Point.
Well, you lost your brain. That makes you lose 7 Smart Points. Which means we bring our Stupid Level to 100%.

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
I eat you. Me hungry.
I am Osama bin Laden! I will bomb your scrawny fag ass!
What Daddy do to big green man?
Bomb the fag! Bomb the fag!
Why did I go here...
I am Osama bin Laden! I will-- Ah, forget it. *grabs bomb*

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
I'm Osama! Stop it you idiot!
I zapped him with my Skullishness. Sweet!
DANGIT! YOU TOLD ME TO BLOW UP STUFF! STOP!
Yeah, but then I decided, "Hey, let's lie to Osama and burn him in Hell!" So I did.
...
So what are you in for?

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Dr. Bob has a session with Pirate Billy
so you want to be "normal"?
Yes!! Kill, Kill... NORMAL
Alien Bob and Dr. Billy?
So, I guess you think THAT is normal then?
Yes, and I would say we have much to discuss
Dr. Bob and Pirate Billy finally come to an agreement
Alright then, how's this? Do you feel comforable now Billy?
As a matter of fact, I do Bob. Let's go hang out at the mall.

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Your 3 seconds on the computer are up. It's my turn.
Are not! In fact, it's only been 3 NANOseconds since I got on. So ha.
Look at you, trying to be... Different. Hah! The only thing different is the way people mock you every 5 seconds.
But I'm the President. People mock me, they get shot in the leg by my Secret Service agents.
Finally, the twins get another computer and a copy of the same game one was playing. (About time, lazy parents!)
I bet I shoot more aliens than you! 24... 26.... 34....
I have quicker fingers! 35... 66.... 78....

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
uh... excuse me, but can you tell me if you,ve seen my pants... they just ran this way
You have hearts on your boxers.
Dude, it's not hearts, ok? It's like polka dots, ok? They just, like, smudged, you know?
You have Gatorade! And I ate a pair of sweatpants on my way over here to be boring and stupid!
Oh. That's sad there, dude. I'm missing a pair of khakis and this is a bottle of urine for my doctor's appointment. Would you like a sample, jerk?
I'm sorry. My mom said I'm not allowed to take urine samples from strangers. But if you're still missing your pants, I could throw the sweatpants up if you want, dude...

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
So, you're a giant housefly?
Yes. A scientist has done an experiment with me and I change into...
I see you maintained the bug eyes
different creatures. The worst part is it's....
Um. Let me guess. Contagious?
Hey, it's never boring! And... nice shirt. Pacman, right? Oh, I forgot elephants don't play video games. Sorry.

 

by Iml_91
1-23-03
Rolling your eyes around can be time-consuming if you have nothing better to do in your life.

 

by Iml_91
1-24-03
I was making a birdhouse in my head... For birds. Whaddya want?
I want cigarettes. I want to smoke.
Don't you work for that "Anti-Smoking" company?
No, they fired me because of my new friend. She's behind you.
Hey, sexy.
This is WAY wierd. I may as well finish that birdhouse... Ow!

 

by Iml_91
1-24-03
I don't like you!
I will use my Magic Book of Magical Bookliness to blow you up!
Dude, what the heck is with the Magical Bookliness thing?
I made it with the hack off videogamehack.com
I still don't like you! Hey, that's my axe! And... I'm... A chicken....
Dude, when I'm done running through the Pit of Chickenly Love, you are SO dead.

 

by Iml_91
1-25-03
What the heck does this moron want?
I'm a fat midget! Fear me!
Idiot.
You will be the next squirrel I put in my Midget Squirrel Soup!
On the other hand, maybe not...

 

by Iml_91
1-25-03
You're wasting time staring at us.
WE DON'T MOVE! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!?
Hey, I feel wierd
ME TOO
Oh, give me a freaking break!
I can't. You're a ghost.

 

by Iml_91
1-25-03
I'm going to go like this to you *mimes eating the bird*
...
Whassa matter? Cat got yer tongue? Heh heh heh
...
HEY, YOU JUST GOT YOUR !#$@ IN MY EYE!
Bullseye!

 

by Iml_91
1-25-03

 

by Iml_91
1-25-03
You know, someone could have improved what I looked like.
I am a plasticsurgeryscammist! I can make you look better for a small fee of $100,000,000!
Hey, I feel much better!
Crud, I changed too. Oh well, goddbye cruel world
Hi! I can change your horrifying appearance for a million bucks! I'm a plasticsurgeonscammist!
And I thought my vacation from Hell would have done me good...

 

by Iml_91
1-26-03
Can we stop standing still now?
Yeah, my legs are falling asleep.

 

by Iml_91
1-26-03
It's TAX SEASON!! Are you ready to do your taxes?
Me no understand to do TAXES, Mr. IRS guy.
That's too bad. But we here at the IRS are here to motivate you, common Joe, to file those wonderful TAXES
Ok, I ready to listen now, Mr. IRS guy.
You not IRS guy, where IRS guy? Help with taxes?
"Mr. IRS guy" sent me in here to give you your last rights. Two things are inevitaable in life; taxes and DEATH. And since you find taxes too difficult we figured this one wouldn't be as hard. Ready?

 

by Iml_91
2-26-03
Ok, it says here that when becoming a crazed killer in a hockey mask, you must first...
Remember your abused childhood...
Something tells me I'm going to be horribly massacred.
And then wear a tie. With smilies on it.
THE HORROR!

 

by Iml_91
2-26-03
Do YOU know YOUR ABCs?
abcdefg
hijklmnop
I know mine.
qrstuv
wxyz
Hey, don't yell at me, little girl. I'm just the narrator!
Now I know my ABCs
Next time won't you MAKE A DIFFERENT COMIC, YOU IDIOT!

 

by Iml_91
3-03-03
Round 1
Idiotic butcher from Hell wins!

 

by Iml_91
3-04-03
blah
D00d
WHAT
How u talkinnnnnn in coo' stuph
k

 

by Iml_91
9-11-03
By isiah loughrey
This is a meaningless comic.
It's by a 12 year old kid with too much spare time on his hands.
To Ms. Bryant
For no reason whatsoever.
And this is the only idea that popped into his poor, tiny, head.

 

by Iml_91
9-11-03
All was peaceful in the land of BOOOOOM...
I am tribal mask guy.
I'm a happy santa elf!
OWWW
Ha! I'm actually a pyrotechnically enhanced maniac! BLEARGH!
=)
Ow.

 

by Iml_91
9-18-03
scribble scribble scribble
erase erase erase
oh my god, i killed gabe
i r osama i shrink your kid hahahah *cough, cough* ahahha

 

by Iml_91
11-05-03
Alzheimers: The nasty german...
ooh. Cookies.
!?
... That steals your stuff...
MUNCH MUNCH
EEEEEAUGH
... And replaces it with monkey crap.
Oh so tasty.
Hey, I can talk!

 

by Iml_91
4-19-04
Hi. I'm a TV Star, with a vulnerability to Asian women.
How sad. Allow me to morph into my devilish counterpart.
The following morphing shows stick nudity.
That's why we censored it.
20 years later...
Took you long enough.
Um... Do I know you?

 

by Iml_91
4-19-04
As we zoom in on our hero, we see a strange battle under way.
My first fight is with... A pervert with a white sheet on his head.
OoooooooooOOO i want to molest you
MORPH INTO ZELDA FAIRY! *power-up noises*
Ooophaw! That friggin' hurt.
An eerie voice says "congratulations", and Spikehair is whooshed to somewhere... else.
Don't mess with da Fairy Man!
Ashes don't talk, refrain from talking... You can do it...

 

by Iml_91
4-21-04
ORDER. NOW.
Yeh, I'll take that thurr Chez Booger.
NO CHEZ BOOGER FOR JOO!
ABLLEEEEEEUUUUUUUU!!!
And so lots of people fall victim to machine operated fast food places.
ORDER. NOW.
Quite so. I shall take thy Chez Booger...

 

by Iml_91
10-17-04
It seems everyone blames ME now because of the delay of Half-Life 2.
Where's our game, Gabe? WHERE?
I am NOT Gabe Newell. Leave me alone!
Then... where is he?
Taken care of.

 

by Iml_91
10-19-04
After a year out of work, Amy will try almost anything....
Hey. I'm a Witch. I wanna try my hand at this magic show.
Cool. A witch. I applaud your rightousness. Way cool.
Last Halloween was a year ago. It ended in a terrifying eraser accident...
Um. Ya. So I'm a Witch. It's been a year since my last magic trick.... um.. so here it goes, ok?
Just don't let the big pencil come and erase us all.
There's always NEXT Halloween...
Oh, not the big pencil eraser again. I'm outta here.
gonna getcha - gonna getcha

 

by Iml_91
1-24-05
WOW! This new 'Flatulent Fred's Fragrance' colognes are awesome!
*cough* What the hell is that smell? There's no corpses here for miles.
Gah. Gah goo goo gah passblop GROK.
SEE? Even Flatulent Fred agrees!
But what 'Flatulent Fred', AKA Little Sammy Pundertun said was...
Look, you crazy drugged-out head. Get away from me, get off my parents' bed, and stop using me as an advertisement. See over there? That's the restraining order. So leave. NOW.
Gragaboob? Zoozop FARTFART Lord of ALL humanity kookyesyes!

 

by Iml_91
1-25-05
Gah. BRAINS!
URG. Pancreas!
I have died. I am sad.
As long as that wall stays there those zombies can't get me.
Suddenly...!
*CRASH* YARGLESNAGABLAGGEN! Appendix!
Oh my! Where'd the wall go? And what sort of hideous creature is that!?

 

by Iml_91
7-09-05
liek whoamg d00d i totally uber fragz0rz'd u
Honestly, man. It was just a game.
d00d do u liek haxx0r or someting omglolwtfbbq
Your mind has obviously plummeted to a new low. I'm sorry about this, old friend.
liek d00d that was totally hax
...There's something you don't see every day.

 

by Iml_91
8-21-05
So, where's that insane friend of yours?
He found a page with Leonard Nimoy singing.
Bilbo! Bilbo!
This could be a problem...
That's not even my friend. That's one of the people he told about the page.

 

by Iml_91
8-21-05
So, Ryaj. How does it feel to be a SECRET MOD?
...What? Wait, aren't you Jack Thompson?
...
...
I'm a lawyer AND a nutcase.
Ninja frikkin' vanish!

 

by Iml_91
8-22-05
So, you're just going to sit there and watch TV?
Yes.
AHH! SCARY FACE!

 

by Iml_91
8-22-05
So, that's when the bandit leapt out the window.
Mm-hmm.
But could he see why kids Cin--
Yeah... Don't do that.

 

by Iml_91
8-24-05
SO ANYWAY I WAS ALL LIKE DUDE YOU DEFINITELY NEED HELP AND THEN...
First of all, you just went into the middle of a story WHILE I'M IN A BATHROOM STALL. Go awa--
YEAH SO YOU DON'T LIKE ME SO TAKE THIS HA HA
Urk.

 

by Iml_91
8-24-05
!!!
You do realize...
Yes, yes. Hentai waiting to happen.

 

by Iml_91
8-29-05
So, these Mexican guys broke into Wech's house.
We're here to rob you.
Wech, of course, did something funny.
Swiper! No swiping!
And then Cassius saved the day.
And this is why we haven't gotten anything yet.
BRINGIN' IT DOWN!

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