Well he told me to..... by JackMama12-14-02 Mortimer encounters a friendly neighborhood squirrel Hey there cute little fella *Squeak* Eat me...Eat me....You know I'm tastey Eeep!....I guess if you really want me to Now, there's a perfectly resonable explanation for what you just saw You're just sick.....
Transcojoe Bot is on his way! by JackMama12-14-02 After saving up for months Mortimer has now bought and completed his Transcojoe Bot! Yay! My Transcojoe Bot is finished. Hours of old fashion friendly fun abound! Transcojoe Bot is on the way! Programmed and articulated to save the day! Why Transcojoe Bot?! Why?! Must make fun....Must make fun..... I don't want my friend! I don't want my friend any more! I am good. I make fun. La la la. Oh What fun
Transco-Meltdown by JackMama12-15-02 Things didn't quite go as planned Why, Why did I build that robot Now now, be strong But but.... It wasn't supposed to go this way And that, my friends , is how I loved and lossed
Maybe it's time for a change by JackMama9-15-03 After much though, Mortimer is ready to move on Maybe it's time I got on with my life. I've been in this garbage can for a year now. This is America God damn it! I can strive to better myself and my community! What's this? You've been recruited to the slave pits by your new insect overlords. Submit or die.....
Working Conditions Just Aren't up to Par by JackMama9-16-03 Alas, so much for self advancement for Mortimer I guess Oh, I been workin' in the salt mines, all the live long day.... ......... Ok, that's it! Screw this job! I'm on the lamb!
Self Advancement by JackMama9-17-03 It suddenly dawns on Mortimer that he really doesn't have many job options. I could....I could...Damn it! Why'd I have to bring down the entire world! I can grant you any wish for the small price of your soul..... Hmmmm Do remember that....... Yeah, yeah, yeah! Less jibba jabba, more wish granting!