Secrets are rubbish by Jimdoo3-09-04 did you hear that? Yeah what was it? I'm not telling you I hate you now we both feel bad
Being nice to stupid people is hard by Jimdoo3-09-04 Hey, can I borrow your bike? I don't own a bike. You do! I saw you riding it yesterday! That wasn't a bike, that was my tractor. Oh yeah, silly me. That's what I meant to say. Can I borrow your tractor? Stop stop stop stop stop...