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by JoeReichenbock
11-03-09
latex gloves. nylon rope. alcohol. black yard bags. cattle prod.
what'cha doin?
making sure i have all my supplies.
big night tonight?
i'm starting my death to deathtoradio tour tonight.
cool. just make sure you lock up when you leave joe.

 

by JoeReichenbock
7-12-10
...so it's been like a whole week since i last butt fucked deathtoradio and shot my big load in his ass, but then this morning, my dick turned green and fell off!
That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out.

 

by JoeReichenbock
8-02-10
so deathtoradio has got to be the worst lover i ever had. plus, he gave me aids.
that's what she said.
that's what who said?
deathtoradio's five year old niece.

 

by JoeReichenbock
11-30-10
okay boys, sugary cereal profits are down. we need something catchy, something that will stick, that will make little girls and boys scream.
how bout a new cereal mascot? a grotesque form of a human being?
this mascot got a name?
deathtoradio.
i meant "catchy", "sticky", and "makes kids scream" in a totally different way.

 

by JoeReichenbock
9-08-11
what's the matter joe?
i miss deathtoradio. i think he left because he thought i was too mean to him. i was just playing.
don't be so hard on yourself. there's many reasons why he might have left. now i've got to get back to my baby sitting job.
now, now deathtoradio, that big bad meanie is not here to hurt you.
waaaaahhhh!

 

by JoeReichenbock
5-21-13
did you hear that deathtoradio is agnostic?
he doesn't believe in the one true me, huh? well, to hell with him. get satan on the phone.
luci? it's me. i need you to set aside some room for deathtoradio.
i'll see what i can do.
we need space made in the incestuous, pedophile, feltching fetish wing.
but sir, deathtoradio is mentally retarded. shouldn't he be placed in... oh to hell with him! i'll just have him wear a helmet.

 

by JoeReichenbock
6-20-13
...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon.
and this will cure the std deathtoradio gave my wiener dog?
deathtoradio did this? shit man, shoot the dog and burn the body before we all catch it!

 

by JoeReichenbock
7-01-13
...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon.
that will tenderize her dead 97 year old ass.
this new crossover show "law and order: culinary unit" is amazing.
and that's how you properly eat a grandmother.
*fap fap fap fap*

 

by JoeReichenbock
7-06-13
huh. so that's what dtr stands for.

 

by JoeReichenbock
1-08-15
Just free up one of my hands and I can call him myself.
Oh sure!!! Just what I'm gonna' do for the guy who invented jacking off!!!
Just because deathtoradio jacks off constantly does not mean he invented jacking off.
Then who did invent jacking off?
Come on Eve! You've got to give me something! God says I'm not allowed to bugger the sheep anymore!

 

by JoeReichenbock
1-09-15
what?
say "what" one more time, motherfucker.
man! that tarantino directed version of jesus christ superstar was almost as retarded as deathtoradio.
i know. it was almost as bad as that episode of star trek he directed.
why do i have to be mr. pink? i'm white. and you're the wrong color to be mr. brown. your fake tan should relegate you to mr. orange.
shut the fuck up spock and just go with it! the klingons will be on our ass at any moment!

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