All comics by JrnymnNate

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by JrnymnNate
1-21-05
I've never done any kind of drug.
What about that time I put a roofie in your drink on our first date?
You put a roofie in my drink on our first date?

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
You'll never believe what happened last night Fred. I was in the supermarket and this beautiful woman walks by me, I lost my balance and fell against her. She thought I was groping her.
Haha, that sounds like the accident I had last night.
What was that?
I walked into my wife cheating on me and I punched her in the ovaries.

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
There's nothing like a romantic evening out to dinner with a really hot woman you're just getting to know.
Until they rub their boner up against you on the way out to the car.

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
I like nice guys, but I always seem to find myself in bad relationships. It's not because I want to be with those kinds of guys, but I would feel wrong leaving them.
So basicly you're saying you're a dumb bitch who can't read men and likes being abused?

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
The company is about to lay us all off. My wife is cheating on me. I can't even find anyone to cheat on her with. My car broke down. The dog died.
It's amazing how much better pissing in the water cooler makes you feel.

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
My brain is telling me one thing, but my heart is telling me another.
That's precisely why you should tell them to fuck off and just listen to me.

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
Whenever I'm feeling down I do something relaxing like read or watch television. It cools my nerves and eases the tension.
Whenever I feel bad I masturbate into a sock.

 

by JrnymnNate
3-22-05
It's nice to have a quiet dinner for a change of scene. I'm really tired of our old routine, I'm glad you want to be more interested in my feelings now.
I feel like we're actualy "seeing each other" for the first time in God knows how long.
Is this her way of saying she's tired of all of the cumshots to her eyes?

 

by JrnymnNate
4-17-05
When a lesbian tells you you're hot, how are you supposed to react?
As if a guy said it?
Wow, this good feeling all of a sudden totaly disapeared. Thanks a lot.
Don't mention it.

 

by JrnymnNate
4-18-05
Why are there so many sexual euphemisms that have to do with food? Tossing salad, eating out, popping cherries, salami, meat, so on and so forth.
Don't talk about sex at the dinner table, it's unbecoming. I mean, I'm eating for god's sakes.
Oh please. Are you going to confuse that meat with my pussy, just because of some verbal asociations like meat curtians or something?
No, this tastes much better.

 

by JrnymnNate
5-26-06
It seems there's a order to the universe that civilized and mature beings come to apreciate in their old age. It's a level of understanding that's we find in our old age.
We're always rushing towards this wisdom, with each revelation and epiphany bringing you a step closer. But inevitably age and death is the price of this education... then youth takes over again.

 

by JrnymnNate
5-14-08
(click click) Amalgamation of various factors has set the stage for the development of a civilization which will undoubtedly bring progress and advancement for this island earth. (click click)
The victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.
(click click)No no no, what are you doing!? At least you've got a couple thousand years to make things work out.(click click)
Evidence is mounting that we, mankind are affecting the global climate, and the current warming has exceeded the natural fluctuations.
(click click)You fucking assholes. (click click)

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