All comics by Kaddar

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by Kaddar
8-30-01
YARR
Welcome to the squirrel and stickfigure show!
Augh!
This one's from al. Al says "Your inhumane acts must stop"
Maybe I should have read this 5 minutes ago.

 

by Kaddar
8-30-01
The stick figure show
Huh? Where am I?
Hello folks! We're back! Oh look! A new co-host! Mr.bug!
What?
You're kind of boring..
This is sick
No matter! We can always ammuse the audience!

 

by Kaddar
8-30-01
The bug show
Okay, well, I think it's time for a commercial break
Okayyywall ayeee tink ats time fer a commercial break
Learn to speak idiot, only $9.
99Waht si up wiht yuo!!!!111111111111
Very good!
TANK YUO

 

by Kaddar
8-30-01
The stick figure man show
So you think you can be a good co-host?
TAHT SI CORECT!
Okay, this letter is from tommy, tommy asks "Where can I buy a hammer to be just like you?"
TAHT SI CORECT!
Is something wrong with you?
TAHT SI CORECT!

 

by Kaddar
8-30-01
I hate to do this
WAHT?
No wait, I don't hate to...
HATE TO WAHt? PLZ tell me!!!111111
I think "want to" is more appropriate
OW SOTP FLAMEING ME

 

by Kaddar
10-16-02
Would you stop following me?
Can I uhh.. Borrow your scythe?

 

by Kaddar
10-16-02
I wonder who will need my help fixing their problems today?
kill..
How can I help you with "kill"

 

by Kaddar
10-16-02
hmmn
I need a shave.

 

by Kaddar
10-17-02
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

 

by Kaddar
10-18-02
This is a styrofoam block...
Then why aren't you floating?
My harpoon gun is weighing me down.
Really.

 

by Kaddar
10-21-02
Bleep!
Oh great.
Someone outbid me on the refridgerator.

 

by Kaddar
10-22-02
The artist of this comic is jerk.
Look! I just found a pile of fried chicken wings! Awsome!
Exit, stage right.

 

by Kaddar
10-23-02
RAWR I'm from planet Mars.
That's funny, because I'm from planet mars and there are no lizards there, plus I think I saw your zipper when you walked over here.
Well this is awkward.

 

by Kaddar
10-23-02
ATTENTION AMERICANS: This is a French service announcement.
We do not support any war on Iraq for any reason.
In fact, we are willing to offer to Iraq most of paris.
I hate France.

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
.. Check mate, again, dave.
You're such a jerk, and stop calling me dave.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
So, do you like BBQ sauce?
GRANNY!

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
Ain't I a stinker?

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
*cheep*
I feel like a bird trapped in a cage, too.

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
Foolish hoo-man food.
Foolish robot's inability to repair one's damaged body parts.
Good point.

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
I've long since quit.
OK, I was loading the port level when the game crashed. I reloaded, to slowly be drowning...
..when I was attacked by a fire elemental at the bottom of the ocean, killed, and then the entire server crashed.
The gm laughed at me.
I had to search the chat rooms for a gm, but the game didn't come back for like an hour.
A gm put me and my corpse on an island, but I'd never been to the island before, so I was lost.
I ended up going into the water to swim for another island, but I got lost and attacked by another fire elemental.
I was about to tell a joke about everquest nerds, but it's not worth it now.

 

by Kaddar
10-26-02
Take me to your leader
We Have no leader, man.
I hate hippies.

 

by Kaddar
10-28-02
You bore me.
Oh no!
Nice job.
What happened?
Whenever someone says bore in a comic strip, it turns into a garfield comic.

 

by Kaddar
10-29-02
They stopped serving doughboys at the gas station.
Really? Hold on, I'll be right back.
They do now.

 

by Kaddar
10-29-02
I just kicked a dent in your car.
Do you know where those things come from?
This hot dog? Indeed.... Indeed.

 

by Kaddar
10-30-02
Types of people at lan parties:
and then our cleric said "let's take the forgotten mines", but of course, I knew better than to stray from the main path.
[The ranger]
This guy called me a cheater on a server yesterday. I guess when you can railgun as far as I can, you just own.
[The powergamer]
Uh guys? I don't think these computers support dos.
[The guy who wants to play outdated offline games]

 

by Kaddar
10-31-02
Please don't hurt me!
Salaaaad....
I'm sorry, what?
I'm a vegetarian zombie.

 

by Kaddar
10-31-02
You're a witch, right? Turn me into something really scary for halloween!
Fine.
Ack. Too scary.

 

by Kaddar
10-31-02
Undead army! Follow me to victory!
AYE!
HUP HUP HUP
HUP HUP HUP
Oh great, metal casket.

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
And what do you want for christmas?
A girlfriend
Listen, kid, I'm like a genie, no love wishes.
Last year you got me a playstation 2, that wasn't a love wish?

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
Besides a love wish, what else did you have in mind?
Dictator of the world.
What? They don't have to love me.

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
If you can't give me a girlfriend, or make me dictator of the world, what CAN you do?
Toy firetruck?

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
I want peace on earth.
Toy firetruck?
Where are we getting these people?

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
How old are you?
1739 years
Really? That old?
Indeed.
And you're allowed to drive a sleigh when it's dark out?

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
I can't figure it out.
What?
How is it possible for one man to eat so many cookies, I mean, you must eat thousands, maybe millions, in one night.
The same way I get down chimneys, only in reverse.
You're bulimic?

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
Do you give gifts to Christian African-Americans?
Of course! As long as they believe in me! Why wouldn't I?
Well, I just figured, you've lived through the age of slavery, and you're a white european male, so, you know, maybe you'd be racist.
Never! Santa loves all the good little children.
... Later ...
You stupid elf. We're 2 days behind. Get back to work.
I hate my life.

 

by Kaddar
12-12-02
You're supposed to be in bed.
You're breaking and entering.
touché

 

by Kaddar
1-06-03
Mom, I'm all for natural trees...
But..
Don't you think you should have picked one without animals living in it?
sqweek.

 

by Kaddar
1-06-03
At men in black headquarters, agent J participates in training.
You failed your MIB training, what do you have to say for yourself? Why didn't you shoot this creature?
Well, this alien was clearly bowing, or maybe letting me walk by him.
And the hippie?
Yeah, I probably should have shot him.

 

by Kaddar
1-06-03
Excuses for not shooting certain cardboard aliens during training continues.
And this?
An alien asking for directions..
And this?
And what? You mean the mutant monster wearing overalls? I got him dead ON!
That wasn't a mutant monster wearing overalls, that was the janitor!

 

by Kaddar
1-06-03
More excuses for not shooting specific targets during training...
What about this beast? You didn't even try to shoot him!
Just look at him! He probably works harder than you do!
You know, you even failed to shoot the duck in our duck hunt test?
I thought it was rabbit season!

 

by Kaddar
1-06-03
Kaddar, you completely missed getting a chance to make a funny comic to bring us into the new year!
Let's play a little game.
The game is called "What's better." What's better? Timesplitters 2 all night tournaments ... or making a comic to bring in the new years?

 

by Kaddar
1-07-03
> Option selected: "Talk to me!"
Sometimes I get the feeling you don't want me in town, Kaddar!
What gave you that idea? Was it the letter saying "Dear monique, I hate you. Please leave town." ?
> Option selected: "Entertain me!"
Hi Kaddar I'm going to take your Excitebike and there is nothing you can do about it!
I'm going to burn this memory card.

 

by Kaddar
3-07-03
I recently learned how to make origami birds.
No sticky note in my house is safe.

 

by Kaddar
4-13-03
And now, proverbs
hmmm
If we are what we eat, aren't we all just cannibalistic pizzas?

 

by Kaddar
4-13-03
So you're an illegal alien too?
So wait, you're part Korean?
So I went to my rabbi and asked him..
Actually, I was programmed to kill Jewish people.

 

by Kaddar
4-22-03
Welcome to Kaddo-burger, may I take your order?
AMERICAN food corporations are MURDERING COWS!
So you don't want anything?
Uh -- I'll get a burger and some fries.
.... What? I got the munchies.

 

by Kaddar
4-22-03
Hey man, don't tell anyone, but I hate this place, I'm breaking out.
GUARDS! THIS GUY IS BREAKING OUT.
I think I'm going to go kill myself
Can I have your power unit?

 

by Kaddar
4-22-03
Your minions will be ready pretty soon.
Remind me why I converted from harvesting souls for my army to robots?
The increased competition for the purchase of souls with Fox TV?

 

by Kaddar
6-29-03
Mitch Hedberg #1
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield
but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead
and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

 

by Kaddar
6-29-03
Mitch Hedberg #2
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite.
The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do.
Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

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