All comics by Last_Comic_Standing

 

Glimpses of the Speed Dating Round Robin Portions ...
As you can tell by my stomach, I have a six-pack, and . . . a few extra cans thrown in.
What's your license plate number?
...and the tired bird said, "Isn't this a Westinghouse?"
Give me your license plate.
Gosh, you sure are pretty. I'm one of four identical qradruplets. Even if you don't pick me (*sniff*), someone who looks like me will probably run into you anyway.
Write down your license plate number.

 

Out in a hallway during a break
There's a list of owners, and their cars' brake lines need to be cut before this wraps up tonight. I have the license plate numbers.
Slim pickin's again?

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