All comics by LittleBaldDoc

 

ToX Lax The L337 5k1LL5! by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
The annual UnderHive team outing: PaintBalling Hey, Doc. Wheres Gas? I dunno, Tox. Maybe he's running from Meh L337 Skills?	The penny drops... Wait a minute, Doc has no L337 Skills! Ah Ha Ha! I Have you now!	The REAL DSL arrives... Oh No, What happened to Tox? Curse that cunning GasMask, He's too smart for me!

 

I need a new computer... by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
GasMask's computer is compiling... Hey I set you compiling Updraft 2 days ago and you still aren't finished! You forgot to say please.	err... You know, In my day our owners were polite. They knew DOS. Oh no, we didn't have any windows in my day. You don't know how lucky you are...	Thats it, I'm sending it to Corv... You never come and see me anymore, you spend all your time in real life(tm). And when was the last time you did a virus scan? Where are my slippers?

 

CounterStrike Noob + Chick = No Date by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
A CounterStrike player is at a party... Hey that chick is pretty hot, maybe if I impress her, she'll go out with me!	Hey, I don't think I've seen you around before. PH34R M3H L337 5K1LL5!!!	Ok.... I'm going to go over here now... Dammit!!! Why doesn't that work in Real-Life(tm)?

 

Stupid things. No: 1020213; CounterStrike:Condition Zero by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
2 Developers. Somewhere. Hey, everyone loves Counterstrike, but it's multiplayer only. Hey, yeah. Bots suck, A singleplayer game would kick ass!	We could do it pretty easily, all we'd need to do would be to change a few small details, like code...	So it's a mod of a mod. Yeah. Basically.

 

Ah, but are you sure? Ah, but really, are you? by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
...And so under such huge amounts of newly discovered evidence, it is impossible not to conclude that religion is merely an illusion. Uh, So what does that mean?	No matter how much you sin, there is no hell! Sweet! I'm gonna go find me a hooker!!!	So, Did they fall for it? Yup. Suckers.

 

Why I Hate Fools... by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
Hmm, someone who I do not know has sent me a file called Nimda.exe . I don't know what It is, but they say to open it straight away!	Later... ...And Now my computer is messed up! If I told you to hammer this nail into your forhead, would you do that?	Well, Yeah. You told me to do it! God Save us all...

 

I'm tired. This Sucks. by LittleBaldDoc 9-23-01
Man, Christianity is like so out of date. Jesus didn't exist, man. Get with the times! Maybe He's right...	???	eep PH34R M3H L337 5K1LL5!!!

 

Invasion of the Stick Men. by LittleBaldDoc 9-24-01
Plans for world domination: Phase 1. Gather tithe from loyal cultists.	So what happens after I give you all my money.	I'll tell you later now pay up.

 

Invasion of the Stick Men ][: Blood for Smeed! by LittleBaldDoc 9-24-01
The great god Smeed demands a sacrifice of one of my followers.		And how many followers do you have now? Well just you, obviously.

 

Invasion of the Stick Men ]I[ : The Tangent by LittleBaldDoc 9-24-01
First you wanted my money, then my blood. What next?	Why are you looking at me like that?	Smeed promised me a sex slave.

 

The cult of Smee by LittleBaldDoc 9-24-01
Whuh? What the hell are you?? Verily, I am Thy Lord, Smee. Thou art having a crisis of the faith, so i hath come to restore thy faith in me		Nice ass.

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