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by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Hey. I have a confession.
Uh-huh?
Yesterday I dug up some poor guy's decaying corpse and fucked it all night. I didn't even stop when his intestines fell out.
You sick fuck!
You shouldn't be fucking other guys, dead or alive! Get away from me, faggot!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Go to hell, nigger!
Sieg Heil!
Heil Hitler!
What the fuck?!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Hi little girl! I see you woke up! For a minute, I thought I'd used too many tranquelizers!
Where am I?! Who are you?!
I'm Willy the Clown. I'm going to fuck you until you're dead, then bury your cold, lifeless shell under a fence somewhere.
Wahhh!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Fucking minority! I'm going to beat the shit out of you!
Sigh.
Ahahahaha! It's funny because a gook got beaten by a Klansman! Do you get it? Hahahahahaha!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
You stupid fucking Jewbags! The Holocaust never happened; you just want us to feel bad for you! Fucking liars! Go beat off to pictures of banks!
Mom, they're onto us!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Heil Hitler, you fucking Jew!
Blonde hair is gay!
Jews are gay.
You're not denying it?
Shut up!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Please, do not fight! You are to love one another, not quarrel! All humans are equal, despite their beliefs!
Ha! I told you he was real! Aryans when again, you fucking Jewbag!
Asshole.

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-05-07
Hi, I'm Sandy!
Let's fuck, Sandy!
Sorry, hon, I only fuck young children and animals. I'm also a stupid Jew.
I'm gonna rape you.

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-06-07
Hey man. I'm so pissed because I was in the woods yesterday, and a bunch of chiggers bit me. Now it itches like Hell.
Damn chiggers!
YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!!@!@!1

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-06-07
Hey, what kind of chocolate do you like?
Well I like all chocolate, but I can't stand dark chocolate. It's disgusting. It's like dark chocolate was rolled around in shit.
That's so racist! I hate you!

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-06-07
What the fuck are you doing in a fast food resturaunt, fatty? You should be losing weight, not stuffing yourself with burgers.
Don't judge me, you anorexic whore!
Fine, what can I get you?
I'll have three burgers.
You know the secret sauce in those burgers is made from semen and piss? That's what gives it the salty but sweet taste.

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-06-07
Hey everyone. I may like like a hot brunette chick with lots of cleavage, but I'm actually a shemale.
In case you don't know what that is, it means I have a tiny, deformed penis.
In other words I have two water balloons and a squirt gun.

 

by LivingDeadVirus
7-06-07
Sup, homes? What are we gonna do to piss off white people today?
I dunno, sistah, maybe we could have anotha riot?
We did that yestahday, homes. Maybe we should just act like normal humans today.
Aw, nigga, you gotta snort a line o' cocaine fast, ya heard? Yo actin' sobah!

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